Name: Troy Lairson
Age: 15
Birthday: 6/27/85

Hometown: Goodgoditsboringlivingin, OH, USA
Interests: Wrestling, Music, Computers, Video Games, Chicks, Telling people what to do, eating chicken wings, building my insanity defense...
Favorites: Kid Kash, Mountain Dew, Spicy Chicken Sandwhich from Wendy's, 20 piece chicken fingers from Burger King, Ladder Matches, using the phrase "...reeks of awesomeness," high fiving in slow motion...
Dislikes: People, Complainers, The fact you can't fit your hand in a Pringles can, People who suck, Tipper Gore, Boy bands, chicks with small headlights.
Length Of E-fedding Career: Since January of '98
Previous Feds: SWF, EPWA, EWA, HCEWF, HCW, CEWF, AODWF, SWA, etc, etc...
Previous Characters: Storm "BMF" Adams, ACiD, Crazy Clown, "Five Star" Shane Blake, Electric Goat...