Tony Bradshaw: What got you started in the wrestling industry?

Bisc Limpkit: Hmmm, that's a toughy, Mr Bradshaw Sir. I think it was because of my mislead childhood, wait hangon, I've got a better one, it was because of me being moved around in different homes. No, well, maybe it was because I love kicking peoples asses, that's a lame one too, well then, I used to watch it as a kid and I was like "Mummy, when I grow up, I wanna be a wrestler". See, these are all crap, or howabout this one, I used to jump of my frikken roof for kicks. Seriously though, it was by destiny.

Tony Bradshaw: If you were given the opportunity, what would you do with your life?

Bisc Limpkit: Why would I do anything other then what I'm doing? I help out with the best damn federation around, I also could go famous with the band I'm in. Hell, I could even star in the biggest lessos vs me porno EVER.

Tony Bradshaw: What was your first impression of the HWF?

Bisc Limpkit:I was like, pfff, what the hell? What a load of crap, this place is so crap it's not worth even pissing on. By the way, note the immense level of sarcasm applyed to my sentence.

Tony Bradshaw: Do you have any secret talents or little things that you can do?

Bisc Limpkit: I play Bass Guitar, and do backup vocals if required. I skateboard when I have the time, and I can suck spaghetti up my nostril and shoot it out my mouth like spaghetti being shot out of someones mouth.

Tony Bradshaw: Okay, you have the chance to wrestle ANYONE in history, it doesn't even have to be a wrestler, who would it be and most importantly why?

Bisc Limpkit: The infamous monster, no, not the Loch Ness. Good guess though. The infamous...wait for it...ONE EYED MONSTER!! No, kidding, if anyone I'd wrestle Johnny Drake in a "Who's the real f'n Innovator" match, it'd be fun because we both can innovate some sick shhh...hey, we could even invite Trev Lasek to WATCH.

Tony Bradshaw: Do you like the prospect of "Hardcore" in wrestling? Or do you think Hardcore is basically a easy way to get over and doesn't involve any real talent?

Bisc Limpkit: Okay, simply put no. BUT, like Mr Drake said, with adding weapons into a match it does add a whole new aspect to the entertaiment for the fans.

Tony Bradshaw: Do you have any idols you'd love to meet?

Bisc Limpkit: The Tiki God. Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm so funny. The Tiki God, cracks me up all the time.

Tony Bradshaw: How long have you been wrestling and training for?

Bisc Limpkit: As long as it takes you to comb that combover. Or alternatively, around 3 years as an ametuear and around 8 months pro.

Tony Bradshaw: Have you ever done anything that has changed your life, or made you reconsider what you were doing to the point of stopping it?

Bisc Limpkit: What the hell? Damn Tony, where'd you come up with these crazy questions?! Oh yeah, me...um, lets just say No, it's easier.

Tony Bradshaw: Do you ever dwell on the past?

Bisc Limpkit: Hell no. What the fuck for? My past rocked, actually, I woulda liked to have sex before the age of 26, BUT, moving on....

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite genre of music, and why?

Bisc Limpkit: Personally, Heavy metal/Metal/Alternative. I don't like Death Metal though, Fear Factory's as close to Death Metal as I'll go. The whole thought of lyrics containing "AHHAHAHAH, UGGGA, RAAAHH" doesn't appeal to me. I also like rap, it's total drinkin' music.

Tony Bradshaw: Who is your favorite musical artist/band, and why?

Bisc Limpkit: DMX... do me a favor and listen to his first CD; songs 1; 5; and 13... let's see if we can make a believer out of you too. No wait, that's Drake's answer, shit. Let me see, favorite artist, would actually be either Flea from the Chili Peppers, or Les Claypool from Primus. These two dudes can make a bass guitar live. As for bands, I like too much shit to decide. Even Ryko's band is rippin'.

Tony Bradshaw: What CD's in your collection are hitting your ears currently?

Bisc Limpkit: Skinlab's "Disembody:The New Flesh", Soulfly's "Primative", Disturbed's "The Sickness" and Limp Bizkit's "Chocolate Starfish, and the Hot Dog flavored water"...if only we could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!.

Tony Bradshaw: Who is your favorite wrestler, living or dead, and why?

Bisc Limpkit Me, myself and Irene. Actually fuck Irene, I wouldn't even consider her a wrestler. Aren't I egotisticle now?! But you gotta say people who have revolutionized the wrestling industry, Ric Flair springs to mind. Even Hogan deserves some props, but when he turned 80, he shoulda retired.

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite genre of film, and why?

Bisc Limpkit: I like Comedy, COMEDY rules. I also like good action, and Bullshit Karate.

Tony Bradshaw: Who is your favorite actress/actor, and why?

Bisc Limpkit: I like Adam Sandler, sorry I don't have some fucking useless information like Drake blabbered out to you, but you'll live, right? I also like Jackie Chan, HI-YA!

Tony Bradshaw: What are your favorite types of videogames?

Bisc Limpkit: Definately Wrestling games. They're so much fun, I also like 1st person shooters, and some RPG/Stratagy if I have time. Holy Shit, I forgot to say the "Tony Hawk Pro Skater" genre too.

Tony Bradshaw: What games have you been playing recently?

Bisc Limpkit: Tony Hawk 2, and Wrestlemania 2000, STILL.

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite author/book?

Bisc Limpkit: Playmates, by Playboy. Damn that's an interesting read. I also picked up Silky's limited editions "Silky Streems" and apart from looking at him buck naked, it too toggled my mental power with such humoungous words like "Let's Fuck".

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite food?

Bisc Limpkit: Hmmmm, Hairy Clam ala Pussy? .

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite color?

Bisc Limpkit: Black and Blue.

Tony Bradshaw: What hand do you whipe your ass with?

Bisc Limpkit: MUAHAHAHAHAH! I can't believe how many suckers we got with this question. I'm afraid I'll have to go to the audience here Tony. Well it looks like the audience speak the truth, and I'll lock in "Neither, you sick demented fuck, I use fucking toilet paper".