Tony Bradshaw: What got you started in the wrestling industry?

Spike: Let me tell you all something. What exactly do you think that I, a seventeen year-old kid from the ghetto can do with his life EXCEPT fight? I was trained to do this kind of shit my whole life, and now that the HWF has presented itself, how could I refuse?

Tony Bradshaw: If you were given the opportunity, what would you do with your life?

Spike: How the fuck should I know? How exactly am I supposed to know what else I could’ve done with my life, when I’ve never experienced anything else except violence? Hmmm, I guess I could be one of those Japanese lawyers! Yeah! And if I lose a case, I kick the crap out of the other guys!

Tony Bradshaw: What was your first impression of the HWF?

Spike: That it was full of no talent losers and idiots, constantly bitching and moaning about how their lives suck ass and how they’ll “beat” anyone that challenges them in a bitching contest! Oh, except for J. Simon Rykopathe, I’ve got to give respect to him, he’s the shit.

Tony Bradshaw: Do you have any secret talents or little things that you can do?

Spike: Yeah, I can bang chicks. Next question.

Tony Bradshaw: Okay, you have the chance to wrestle ANYONE in history, it doesn't even have to be a wrestler, who would it be and most importantly why?

Spike: Jessica Alba... and why the fuck do you think?

Tony Bradshaw: Do you like the prospect of "Hardcore" in wrestling? Or do you think Hardcore is basically a easy way to get over and doesn't involve any real talent?

Spike: Hardcore is just a different way to fight. If anything, it proves you’re that much stronger than any of those so called “old school wrestlers” who don’t fight hardcore.

Tony Bradshaw: Do you have any idols you'd love to meet?

Spike: Bruce Lee.

Tony Bradshaw: How long have you been wrestling and training for?

Spike: What the hell are you asking me that for? You can read, can’t you? Check my profile, idiot!

Tony Bradshaw: Have you ever done anything that has changed your life, or made you reconsider what you were doing to the point of stopping it?

Spike: Yeah, I once reconsidered kicking the complete shit out of this one dealer... but I got over it very, very easily.

Tony Bradshaw: Do you ever dwell on the past?

Spike: Dwell on the past? What fucking past do I have to dwell on?! I try not to remember the bad things about my life, so basically, I can’t even tell you what I had for breakfast yesterday.

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite genre of music, and why?

Spike: That raprock shit. It has all of the anger that I love in rap combined with that fucked up sound that only a guitar can carry. I can’t stand boy bands. I’m not even going to name any of those, cuz they make me retch. I mean, what kind of dumbasses ask what the fuck the shape of their hearts are? It’s a about the size of your fist and it’s an oblong circle, damn it!

Tony Bradshaw: Who is your favorite musical artist/band, and why?

Spike: Limp Bizkit and DMX. Their songs have as much meaning as my own words. There’s a purpose and a direct meaning, nothing hidden, nothing held back. It’s in your face and you can’t fucking deny it!

Tony Bradshaw: What CD's in your collection are hitting your ears currently?

Spike: Chocolate Starfish and The Hotdog Flavoured Water... Uhh... Methods of Mayhem... and Run DMC.

Tony Bradshaw: Who is your favorite wrestler, living or dead, and why?

Spike: Yoshihiro Tajiri. The guy’s a pure Japanese wrestler, but he had the talent to convert to what North American audiences consider above average. He’s given so much to ECW and the fans… damn, the guy’s my wrestling idol. He can’t even speak English very well, but he can work with just about anybody, and do just about anything he wants!

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite genre of film, and why?

Spike: I love those Japanese fight movies, like Bruce Lee did and what Jackie Chan does now. Some of that shit is insane...

Tony Bradshaw: Who is your favorite actress/actor, and why?

Spike: Jackie Chan, and why? He does all his stunts by himself! He takes chances, but he gets the results. He never bows down to any challenge he may get, and he does most of his crazy shit while he’s injured! Some of the fucks in the HWF could learn a few things from him in the areas of Hardcore wrestling! I don’t say this often, so get your tape recorders out… I have the utmost respect for him.

Tony Bradshaw: What are your favorite types of videogames?

Spike: Action and strategy. The mind must be taught as well as entertained.

Tony Bradshaw: What games have you been playing recently?

Spike: Well, of course Wrestlemania 2k, and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater. Those two are the shit...

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite author/book?

Spike: When the hell would I have time to read? Dumbass, my time’s spent keeping myself alive and happy, not bored and dead.

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite food?

Spike: Pizza. You see, Chris Thrilla gets the Chicken Wings when we steal an order off of some delivery guy, so everything works out.

Tony Bradshaw: What is your favorite color?

Spike: Black.

Tony Bradshaw: What hand do you whipe your ass with?

Spike: What the fuck kind of question is that? Get the fuck out of here, you perverted bastard!