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November 29, 2000

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[“Clubbed To Death” hits as Commissioner’s Corner comes on the air.]

Voice Over: Please welcome the host of Commissioner’s Corner – Commissioner Shawn Collins!

Shawn: Welcome to Commissioner's Corner. We have a short show for you guys today with only one guest. Speaking of the guest, he’s from the Anti-Heroes. Sure, I'm not to fond of them, but hey - I get paid for this. Remember? So Toronto, Ontario, please welcome Trevor Lasek!

[Then all of a sudden "Wake up" by Rage against the machine begins to play and out comes Trevor Lasek, some of the fans are cheering cause he only lives 2 hours away from Toronto, Trevor is wearing black cargo pants, black shoes, and a yellow T-shirt with black barbed wire on it. Trevor then goes up to Collins as "Wake up" by RATM comes to a close.]

Shawn: How you doing Trev? Take a seat.

Trevor Lasek: I'm fine, it's glad to be part of the show and be back in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The trip was nice cause I only live 2 hours away from here.

Shawn: Well... you've recently teamed up with J. Rykopathe, Vic Williams and Phoenix to make the Anti-Heroes. I think everyone would like more info on how this all came about.

Trevor Lasek: well, at first I thought Vic and I were gonna be a tag, but then he said I gotta check with my buddies first. Then I found out that I would've been teaming up with Ryko and Phoenix and as everyone knows. I've always wanted to team with Ryko and so far it has been awesome. We got the Tag Titles the first night we joined and now we have our first title Defense this Saturday night again Gavin and Scruggs. The team that we won the tiles from at Reckless Behavior, well Hopefully Vic and Ryko can repeat what happend at the PPV. and to me I think that will happen. I don't think Gavin has been in a Match with Glass, Ladders and Barbed wire before eh?

Shawn: I don't know about that... hey! Why you bad talking my boy Gavin? Give him some glass, ladders and barbed wire... and he'll make a... a... glassladderbardwire cake out of your face! Damn... I need some new motivation!

Trevor Lasek: Motivation eh Collins? You make me laugh, if you watch my match with him last week he basically never touched any of the shit I brought to the ring. He's a Technical Wrestler, not a Insane guy who likes to cause a lot of Violent Shit in the ring. To me, he probably prefers rolling around in the ring with tights instead of fighting with a bat or something.

Shawn: Okay, Trev. I got a question. What's your motivation? Why do you go out there every week, and destroy yourself? Why do you light yourself on fire? What do you get out of it?

Trevor Lasek: What I get out of it is.... Nothing yeah that's right nothing, I've been busting my ass in the ring every week and giving HWF fans what they want. When I first came here fans never thought somebody would light themselves on fire and jump off huge Scaffold to a Barbed wire net. Sure I'm killing myself doing this shit, but to me I like it. Doing shit that people would never do in the ring. I have a lot of scares from doing my Splash from Hell, and I don't plan on stop doing that move until the day I die. Another thing, I defeated Styles at the PPV and now look what he gets, a Canadian Title shot. That to me is pure bullshit!

Shawn: So your motivation is for the fans to get a kick out of it, huh?

Trevor Lasek: Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Shawn: And you believe you deserve a Canadian Title match?

Trevor Lasek: Damn fucking right, it's time to show you why I'm part of the Anti-Heroes. Even thou I could care less about Canada now; cause last time I wrestled in Canada nobody gave a shit about me. Hell I could care less about all the fans now. I go out there every night busting my ass and all I hear after the match is "You suck" and dumb shit like that, it really pisses me off!

Shawn: Well, I guess that is correct to some degree. You certainly have no mat skills.

[Trevor quickly looks at Collins straight in the eye.]

Trevor Lasek: How dare you say shit like that to me, I'm glad I don't care about Canada now cause you can go straight to hell you little Toronto Make me Laugh bitch!!

Shawn: You live in Canada! And it's true... you don't have any matt skills! Or you haven't proven it yet.

Trevor Lasek: To me I could give a shit about mat skills, I'm a Hardcore wrestler; I only know some wrestlers like me who know mat skills. If you want me to I'll be more then happy to show you the only Technical move I know?

Shawn: No, I think that's fine. There will be plenty of time for that on Saturday. That is if you even get to do anything in that match seeing as Gavin'll kick your ass all over that damn arena throughout the whole match.

Trevor Lasek: Yeah right, I doubt that will happen again. I made a dumb move against him during our match last week and it cost me the match, and now The Twisted Circle did a title shot at Vic and Ryko. To me I think Vic and Ryko can easily defeat them. Vic is a Superstar and a Legend and Ryko is one of the most Suicidal men I have ever met in my life. This will be a great match cause one of the members of the Outlawed Generation will feel the wrath of the Anti-Heroes.

Shawn: Alright, you know what? I'm not going to discuss how the OG is gonna kick your ass on Suicide. So let's get talking. Who thought up the whole Men In Black idea. That was actually pretty good... besides the fact that you got people like you and Victor Williams in the Anti-Heroes, who can’t figure out how to stick a verb and a noun in a sentence properly.

Trevor Lasek: Who cares about grammar and shit, this is Wrestling. I believed Ryko came up with the idea and boy we fooled everybody with that one, sure we did odd dances but we had to think of a way to think it wasn't us, and that led us to the Tag Team Titles at Reckless Behavior. Our plan came through, big time!

Shawn: So who did the dancing? You guys had to take lessons. I mean, you obviously have no charisma or rhythm... hahahaha!

Trevor Lasek: ....True, but least we don't have to put up with that shit before. Let's see you guys dance, you'd probably make all of us piss all of our pants watching you make a complete fool out of yourself.

Shawn: Hey, I'm the King Of Charisma! I could show you a few things about entertainment, and showmanship!

Trevor Lasek: oh please, I don't want you to do some table dancing for me. I'm a guy; I don't look like Extream or Gavin. I look like a Fat Fuck!

Shawn: Well, I guess we both agree on something.

[Shawn chuckles while the audience gives a mixed reaction.]

Trevor Lasek: You wanna see some Entertainment and Charisma? Then watch this!

[Trevor lifts up his shirt to reveal his belly, some girls are cheering and some are grossing out.]

Shawn: I believe the censors have just given this show the near-impossible rating for a talk show - NC-17... Thank you Trevor Lasek... ugh...

Trevor Lasek: Eat your heart out Jerry Springer!

Shawn: Ugh... folks, we'll be back after this commercial break.

[Commercials]

Shawn: Alright folks, that’s all we got for you today. But don’t worry, Saturday should be more than enough to fill in for the length of this program. Remember to reserve your copies of HWF: The Music Volume 3! And get your ‘X-Treme Alliance X-Tremely Sucks’ signs and t-shirts! They’re hot, so get them before they get sold out! Well, here’s my ‘Of The Week’s to finish off the show, see you all on Suicide!

Move Of The Week: Gavin Coens’ “The Cardinal Syn”.

Match Of The Week: Outlawed Generation vs. Lance Sterling and Michael Trey.

Song Of The Week: Trish Thuy Trang’s ‘Deep In My Heart’. Why? Cause I said so!

Movie Of The Week: Gladiator. Buy it now on DVD!

Game Of The Week: Smackdown! 2 for the Playstation.

Anime Of The Week: Cowboy Beebop. Funny and action packed!