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January 3rd, 2001

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[The scene fades into the HWF Commissioner Corner studio, as lightly over the background the song "Clubbed to Death" by Rob D is playing, the lights fade from black as a voice over is heard.]

Voice Over: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please welcome the host of Commissioner's Corner - Your Canadian Commissioner, Shawn Collins!

Shawn: Hey Toronto. Welcome to Commissioner’s Corner. I really don’t have much to say right now. Other than I’m pretty pissed that all of you voted for MICHAEL TREY to be your wrestler of the year. He couldn’t wrestle his way out of a day care center! Anyways, we don’t got a big show for you tonight. We’ll be back with our only guest.

[Commercials.]

Shawn: Out guest today has been here before. He's one of my good friends... but things have been rocky in the HWF. Please give a Torontonian welcome to your very own Canadian Kid - Kyle Corman!

[Starseed starts up through the studio and most of the fans begin to cheer and applause. Kyle Corman appears from the left side of Shawn wearing khakis, and a blue shirt. He walks up to Collins, they shake hands and Kyle whispers something to him, he turns back to the crowd, waves, and takes a seat.]

Shawn: Corman... how's life?

[Collins chuckles.]

Kyle: [smiles] Well Shawn, life has been just peachy these last few weeks. Wouldn't you say? From turning on the group, to being chokeslammed out of the ring by Mayhem, life has just been real good to me.

Shawn: Ah yes. Mayhem, our new friend in the HWF. Hey! Remember when we were back in the BAWF... and I KICKED HIS ASS?

Kyle: Yeah, those were some good times, and I do remember that I too, as you put it... KICKED HIS ASS! [laughs]

Shawn: Yeah! We so reek of ... kickmayhemsassedness!!

[Shawn puts up his hand for a high five. Kyle reaches up and slams his hand to Shawn's hand.]

Kyle: But that's not all of the guys we managed to kick ass against. Remember the carnage of the tag titles, we were unstoppable.

Shawn: Yeah! We so ruled in the tag team division... we were like... GODS!

Kyle: True, but then you had to be a jackass and go off being one again...

Shawn: What the hell are you talking about? Fuck... Kyle, man... don't get into that again.

Kyle: Hey hey, I only speak the damn truth. [cough] beezlebul [cough] Excuse me, I think I'm catching a cold.

[Shawn gets off his chair and grabs Corman's shirt.]

Shawn: Don't start.

[C-Kid stands up.]

Kyle: I suggest you remove your Claire infested hands off of me.

[Shawn laughs, sits down and puts his legs up on his desk. Kyle gives a little smirk and sits back down in the chair. He takes a sip of water]

Shawn: Well... I got something that you didn't after he left...

Kyle: Yeah, that you did, and if given the chance to get into the ring with you, I would of taken it from you, like I've taken everything else.

Shawn: Taken what? I think it was the other way around... let's see... I think you were in the Battle Royal for the World Title... and I took you out! Then there was that match with Trainwreck Robberts... and I think my Intercontinental Title made it's way to your face. Then it was your girlfriend... oh sorry! That wasn't "me"!

[Kyle stands up furious, and clenches his fists over Collins.]

Kyle: You son of a bitch.....

Shawn: Punch me.

Kyle: Oh I'll do more than punch you...

[Kyle takes a quick look around and starts to pick up a chair.]

Shawn: I hope you're planning to sit on that.

Kyle: Actually, I wanted to introduce you both..... Collins, chair, Chair, meet Shawn!

[Kyle swings the chair into the air and smashes it just inches from Shawn onto his desk, knocking over everything, including Shawn's coffee as it leaks towards him. Shawn gets up to avoid the coffee.]

Shawn: Someone get a God damn janitor over here. Kyle, sit the fuck down! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Kyle: [Laughs uncontrollably] Ah, poor Shawn.

[Kyle sits down laughing to himself and pointing at Shawn's face. Shawn grabs another chair, and sits by Kyle.]

Shawn: Alright... fuck everything else for now. You're here because you wanted to talk about your HWF career, am I right?

Kyle: Oh I don't know, I suppose we could do that. Shoot.

Shawn: Well... what's been going on with you and the OG? And what about that Canadian Title you've been after for MONTHS now?

Kyle: Ah yes, Extream and Gavin, and even you. The generation is dead. Why because of all of you guys. No one would communicate with each other, it was never a cohesive unit except for the odd time. We could of been the force to tear this place apart, but egos clashed. I couldn't work in that environment, so I cut the ties. As for the Canadian Title, I'm putting that on the back burner for the time being, I've got some other interests going on.

Shawn: Other interest? So I can cancel that number one contender's match I booked for next week?

[Shawn smiles.]

Kyle: Um, well, who's my opponent? [Interested look]

Shawn: That's not how my job works.

[Shawn laughs again.]

Kyle: Well then, you've left me no other choice but to accept that match. But I also wish to request one.

Shawn: Oh God... it can't be good when you say something like that!

Kyle: Oh it's nothing special, and it should be a lot of fun. I know Gavin and Extream are both pissed and looking for revenge. So I want to bring the revenge to them.

Shawn: Whoa... now both those guys are pretty busy with their own problems... besides the whole OG thing.

Kyle: I'm sure they are. And if I have a #1 Contenders match, I'm damn busy too. I want Gavin, and Extream, in a Hell in a Cell / Last Man Standing match!

Shawn: Ummm... I tell you what, CK. I'll see what I can do.

Kyle: [Turns to Shawn] No.

[Kyle grabs his tie, angry.]

Kyle: Grow some balls and make it happen....

Shawn: Grow some balls? Say another thing like that to me, and you'll never get your match. How's that for balls?

[Kyle stands up, looks out to the crowd and smirks, he shrugs his shoulders and then turns back to the Commish and puts a cobra clutch on him. Kyle shakes Collins wildly, while yelling]

Kyle: How's this for balls?!

[Kyle pulls Collins over to the table and hits a urange throwing Shawn hard through it!]

Kyle: Shawn, you've just been Totally Annihilated...... now make the damn match.

[Kyle looks down and laughs before Starseed begins to play]

[Commercials.]

Shawn: Here’s the Of The Week’s. Kyle Corman... we’ll see what match you’ll end up in.

Song Of The Week: "Zap Mama" Iko Iko

Game Of The Week: Grand Theft Auto 2

Anime/Movie Of The Week: The Legend Of Drunken Master!!

Wrestler Of The Week: Chris Davison

Match Of The Week: NONE! There was no card this week.

Shawn: That's all for this week folks. Suicide is our first card of the New Year, and also the first one after Holy Night. We'll see you there!

[The scene fades out to the HWF Logo.]