Tim: Welcome everyone to Suicide!!! We're coming to you this week on Sunday due to some complications with the arena power, but don't fret, we're still the HWF!

Jeff: That's right! These kids are drunk and ready for some hardcore action and that's what they're going to get!

Tim: Let's talk about the HUGE main event tonight! I mean, this is pay-per-view caliber.

Jeff: Yes, it is. A four way dance elimination style, meaning once you're pinned you go to the back but the match continues on. There will be no first to get a pin wins style rule tonight.

Tim: Michael Trey, Lance Sterling, Justin Storm, and Extream will compete in one of the biggest Suicide matches EVER!!!

(Suddenly, the lights go out as if the power was knocked out.)

Jeff: I thought you said the power complications were fixed…

Tim: That's what I was told…

(The HWF Tron comes alive with neon green writing, reading "System Offline." The screen stays like that for a few seconds, until the lights come back on and the HWF Tron is black.)

Tim: What was that?

Jeff: I don't know, but that's not the first time that odd System Offline stuff has come on the HWF Tron.

Tim: I guess we'll see in coming weeks the meaning of that.

(The entire arena fades to black as the sound of raindrops echo throughout the arena. A roar of thunder shakes the Hardcore Wrestling Federation's fans until finally blue and silver shots of light flash up from the entrance ramp signaling Thunder's presence. A constant flash from the arena's strobe lights show him coming out wearing all black and walking slowly towards the ring as Filter's "Hey Man, Nice Shot" shakes the arena speakers. Thunder continues to walk down the aisle but is blind siding by Jayson Starr from behind with a baseball bat!)

Tim: I guess this match has begun!!

(Jayson Starr quickly jumps on Thunder for the cover, but the referee has to run down the aisle from the ring. The ref slides in, counting one…two… Thunder kicks out. Jayson Starr seems upset with the ref, but instead goes to work on Thunder. Jayson pulls Thunder to his feet and slams away with right hands. He backs Thunder into the aisle as a frenzy of fans try to touch either one. Starr backs up and quickly goes for a super kick, but Thunder moves out of the way and Starr is crotched on the railing.)

Jeff: Ouch!

(The fans barely get out of the way as Starr dangles on the railing. Thunder nails a forearm to the side of Starr's head as Jayson falls into the crowd. Thunder hops over the railing and lays the kicks into the back of Starr as he tries to get up. Thunder runs at Starr as he gets to his feet, but Starr catches Thunder and quickly hits a powerslam through a bunch of chairs! The chairs are mangled under the two as the fans scream around them.)

Tim: Starr just hit a powerslam through those chairs!!!

(Jayson slowly gets to his feet, taking Thunder by his hair. He drags Thunder through the crowd as fans scramble out of the way. On the opposite side, they begin to climb the stairs leading to the lobby. Thunder nails a punch to Starr side stopping their trip. Thunder nails a clothesline on Starr and Jayson crashes to the cement steps.)

Jeff: These guys are just in an all out brawl.

(Thunder takes Jayson by the hair and continues up the steps and whips him into the doors, spilling out into the lobby. Fans rush into the lobby, being held back by security. Thunder comes into the lobby as Jayson nails a right hand. Thunder returns with one of his own. Jayson Starr hits a knee lift into the chest of Thunder, applying a standing head scissors. Jayson wraps his arms around his waist and lifts Thunder into the air. Jayson turns and rushes towards the huge glass window at the main entrance.)

Tim: No, don't do it!

(He smashes through window, Thunder going back first through the panel!!! Glass shatters all over the place as Jayson finally drops Thunder in the powerbomb on the sidewalk outside.)

Jeff: OH MY GOD!!!

(The back of Thunder's head is bleeding from the glass as both men lie on the cement. Jayson Starr crawls to his feet as he grabs Thunder and proceeds into the parking lot. The two men begin back towards the parking lot outside the arena stumbling over themselves. Jayson Starr throws a punch at Thunder but Thunder ducks and punches the Hardcore Hero directly in the rib cage. The camera catches a great shot of Thunder chokeslamming Starr outside on the concrete which makes the HWF fans inside "ooh" and "ahh." Thunder then proceeds to try and pick him up, but Jayson Starr hits a low-blow that sends Thunder keeling over in pain.)

Tim: Jayson Starr is resorting to anything to save himself here.

(Starr stares over him and spits on him. He then taunts him further by picking him up and creaming obscenities in his face. He sets up for a piledriver and connects making a sickening thud sound erupt from under him. He spots a Mack Truck and begins to laugh. He grabs Thunder's head and drags him over to it, he sets up for The Falling Starr but Thunder awakens. Thunder grabs him from over his head and Gorilla Presses the smaller Starr to the concrete.)

Jeff: Holy Jesus! Starr just BOUNCED off of that cement!!

(Thunder then sets up for his new Thunderbolt (The Impaler) and drives Jayson's head right into the ground. Thunder gets up and watches as a trickle of blood pours from Jayson's forehead. He crosses his arms and is about to walk off when he spots the Mack Truck from the side of his peripheral vision. He gets a disgusting look in his eye and walks to the truck as Rachel cheers him on.)

Tim: He… he can't be thinking that…

(He waves to her from afar and she waves back and shakes her engagement ring to remind him of their engagement. He gets in the truck, starting the ignition. The huge engine roars as he begins to back the truck away from Starr. He then guns it full speed. Starr gets to his feet wobbly and sees it coming. He grabs Rachel to balance himself and get himself out of the way of the speeding automobile but she can't withstand his weight. She trips and he barely avoids the truck.)

Jeff: LOOK OUT!!!!

(Thunder slams on the brakes and tries to swerve but she is inevitably going to be hit. The camera quickly cuts away to the crowd, as screams are heard. The fans go silent as the camera stays on the crowd as sounds of Thunder screaming, "Why God why? Take me damn you! You should've taken me!")

Tim: *very rattled* Fans… I just cannot speak of the tragic accident of which has just occurred... This is not, I stress is not apart of the show. This got out of hand and wasn't supposed to happen. Real lives are at stake here and all we can do is pray for that poor girl.

(A silence comes over and no one speaks as the show goes to commercial.)

(Coming back, the camera shot is on the announce booth as Tim is gone and Jeff is completely shaken.)

Jeff: My partner, Tim Miller, has left to go to the back… Fans, I apologize for this but I'll try my best to continue this broadcast solo. I'll also try to keep you updated on the condition of Rachel Myers if anything comes available.

("REVOLUTION!" is heard over the PA as Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" plays. "The Revolution" Brad Hunter steps out from the curtains, holding the tag title over his shoulder. He walks down the aisle, reaching the ring as a red haze overcomes the arena. "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC slowly builds as Cerebus appears, carrying his tag title. Rebecca steps out from behind him, dressed in a black trench coat. The coat is opened, revealing a VERY revealing black leather bikini. The two make their way to the ring meeting up with Brad Hunter.)

Jeff: Okay, we have a tag team title match scheduled now between Brad Hunter and Cerebus and Chris Goings and Keith Bronson.

(The lights go out and the crowd is standing on their feet. The lights begin to flicker purple and silver above the ring and the crowd roars into an array of cheers and jeers. Posters are being held up all over the arena and then the lights go pitch black once again. Steam rises from the entranceway and "Just Like This" by Limp Bizkit starts over the PA system at a sold-out HWF Arena. The whole arena turns silver and purple with a silver spotlight searching the arena. It stops in front of the curtains and new HWF superstar Chris Goings is standing with his hands up in the air. He strikes them down with serious speed and purple, black, and silver streamers fly from the rafters almost piercing the ears of everyone in the arena. He runs towards the ring and slides under the ropes. "Brutal" Keith Bronson then appears, slowly walking to the ring. Goings bounces off the ropes and climbs to one turnbuckle raising his hands in the air. The music slowly fades out as Bronson climbs onto the apron.)

Jeff: Chris Goings seems to have a few fans here as well as enemies.

(The arena lights go out. The crowd is cheering. On the HWF-Tron, it shows the letters "MF" in the screen. Then, a deep voice is heard as it rumbles through the arena.)

Voice: Soon, a new era will fall upon the HWF...Be prepared...

(The screen fades out, then lights come back on...)

Jeff: A lot of strange things are going on with the HWF Tron tonight…

(The bell sounds as Chris Goings slowly starts to circle around Brad Hunter. Just as they are about to meet, "Minus Human" by Metallica blares on the speakers. "The Saga" Steve Perry rushes to the ring, sliding in. Chris Goings backs up, taking the defensive. Perry looks at Goings, threatening him. Perry slowly walks towards Chris, as Chris tries to beg him off. Bronson slowly begins to step over the ropes as Perry, unexpectedly turns and grabs an unaware Brad Hunter in a front face lock, picks him up and hits a stalling brainbuster, jumping at the last second!!! The fans are stunned as Bronson hops down off the apron, Steve Perry takes his spot and Chris Goings attacks Hunter.)

Jeff: Steve Perry was brutally attacked by the Perfect Alliance last week, but it seems he's helping Chris Goings this week!

(Even more confusion starts as Jayson Starr appears from the back, wielding a chair. He walks down the aisle, looking very solemn, and stops. He sets the chair up and takes a seat, giving Keith Bronson a very menacing look.)

Jeff: So now Jayson Starr has come down here. What was supposed to be a two on two tag team match has now become a possible six man brawl if this thing breaks out.

(Chris Goings notices Jayson Starr at ringside, cursing at him from the ring. As Goings turns to Starr, as Cerebus slaps the back of Hunter, tagging himself in. Cerebus steps over the ropes and catches Goings by the hair, turning him around. Cerebus grabs a front waist lock and nails a huge belly to belly suplex! Chris Goings is quick to get up but is clobbered by a clothesline from Cerebus. Cerebus grabs Goings by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Cerebus picks Goings over his head, applying a torture rack! Goings quickly slips out, as Cerebus turns into a kick to the groin. Cerebus bends over as Goings goes to the ropes, hitting a scissor kick on Cerebus! He takes the big man down as Brad Hunter finally rolls out of the ring and to the floor.)

Jeff: Chris Goings is getting the better of Cerebus, using his speed to beat him.

(Goings then tags in Steve Perry.)

Jeff: So, I guess Steve Perry is now Chris Goings' partner…

(Steve Perry gets in, slowly walking around the dazed Cerebus. Cerebus crawls to his knees. Steve Perry measures him and hits a front drop kick, both feet into the face of Cerebus. Cerebus bends over backwards as Steve Perry rolls him over and applies the Crippler Crossface. Brad Hunter breaks it up, as Cerebus rolls out of the ring.)

Jeff: The referee really has no control over this match.

(Brad Hunter stomps away on Steve Perry, but Perry nails a low blow. Perry gets up and grabs a waistlock, hitting a German suplex. He nails the suplex, but hangs on and gets back up. He then hits another German suplex, still holding on. At this point, Chris Goings has climbed to the top turnbuckle. Steve Perry hits another German suplex, and holds on for the bridge as Chris dives off hitting a diving head butt from the top rope on Hunter!!! Perry holds the bridge as the ref makes the count. One…two…three!!)

Jeff: New Tag Team Champs!!! Chris Goings and Steve Perry are the new champs!

(The belts are given to Perry and Goings. Perry gives his belt to Goings for a moment as he rips off his black shirt. Underneath is a Perfect Alliance shirt!!! Goings hands the belt back to Perry as the two hold the titles in the air, Keith Bronson gets in the ring, between the two, standing strong.)

Jeff: Steve Perry is in the Perfect Alliance!!!

(Jayson Starr stands, clapping. He then grabs the chair and rushes into the ring, nailing Goings from behind. Perry turns right into another chair shot, and Keith Bronson is also leveled by Starr! Starr drops the chair and gets out the ring, walking to the back.)

Jeff: Jayson Starr just nailed Chris Goings, Steve Perry, and Keith Bronson with a chair!! We'll be right back!

(Commercials)

("The World Is Not Enough" hits the speakers. Michael Trey comes out to a HUGE pop wearing a Hardcore Revolution shirt. He's accompanied to the ring by Claire Matthews, who stands by a turnbuckle. Trey climbs each corner and pumps the crowd up, finally tossing the HR shirt into the crowd for a lucky fan.)

[The arena's spotlights turn to silver, and gold pyro shoots up three times from the center of the stage. "Better Than You" by Metallica starts to play over the speakers. Lance Sterling walks out from behind the curtains and a chorus of cheers, mostly from the ladies in the crowd, greets him. Lance is wearing a glittery silver robe with "Simply Perfect" embroidered on the back in gold stitching. He slowly walks down towards the ring, an air of confidence about him. He climbs the steps and gets into the ring, then removes his robe to the adoration of the women. Under the robe Lance is wearing silver pants with "Simply Perfect" written up the left leg in gold and "Lance Sterling" written up the right leg, again in gold writing, and a pair of gold wrestling boots. He flexes his muscles and a shower of pyro explodes around him as his music fades out]

(The lights go out as suddenly, there is a huge bolt of lighting. "Fight Fire with Fire" by Metallica hits the speakers as the smoke is beginning to clear. A man steps out wearing a black "Hardcore Icon" t-shirt, a pair of fire pants, and a pair of black boots with fire going up the sides of them. The man has his hair in dreadlocks and is holding a barbwire covered Singapore Cane. Around his waist is the HWF Hardcore Championship. The man walks down to the ring slowly and rolls in.)

(The white lights go out and flashing green and blue lights fill the arena. A cloud of smoke fills the entrance way as the words "Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me" blares over the P.A. system in the arena. The fans jump to their feet as Extream appears in the entranceway with a chair. He slowly makes his way to the ring. He gets to ringside and tosses his chair over the top and rolls in.)

Jeff: All four men are in the ring and this match has begun!

(Michael Trey and Lance Sterling go after each other, trading punches. Flame and Extream brawl, as Flame gets the upper hand. Flame stomps Extream into a sitting position in the corner, as he hops to the outside. Flame looks under the ring, pulling out a ladder! Flame slides it in the ring, but continues scavenging. Flame pulls out a coil of barbwire and tosses it in the ring, then slides out a table and shoves it in! Flame jumps back into the ring, taking the ladder in his hands. He scoots the ladder bottom end first into the groin of Extream. Flame backs up and then drop kicks the ladder into Extream's groin!!! Extream yells in pain, holding himself.)

Jeff: Ahh…

(On the other side, Michael Trey has taken over on Sterling. Claire Matthews cheers from the floor as Trey picks up Sterling and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Sterling is dazed as Michael Trey climbs to the second rope. Flame picks up the ladder and turns to Trey, throwing the ladder into the back of Trey!!! The ladder smacks on the back of Trey's head and hits the mat as Trey goes limp. Lance Sterling grabs Trey and carefully stands up on the top rope, bringing Trey up also. Sterling picks Trey up over his head, spreading out his arms. The crowd roars as Sterling jumps down, nailing a top rope Director's cut!!! Trey smashes into the mat.)

Jeff: Holy crap!

(Flame has now taken the coil of barbwire and completely wrapped Extream in it!! Flame gets a front face lock and picks Extream up, nailing an implant DDT!!! Extream is squared perfectly to the top rope, as Flame slides to the outside. Flame grabs a cookie sheet from under the ring and gets back onto the apron. He climbs the turnbuckle and gets to the top rope. He places the cookie sheet on his chest and dives off, nailing the Torrential Downpour on Extream!!! The sheet protects his chest from the barbwire as he holds on and the ref makes the count. One…two…three!!!)

Jeff: Extream is eliminated!!! We WILL see a new HWF World Champion tonight!

(Lance Sterling, meanwhile, has manhandled Trey into the corner. Sterling pounds away with elbows to Trey's head, as Flame pushes Extream out of the ring. Flame then turns the table on it's side, opening on leg. He then picks the table up and sets it diagonally in the corner opposite of Sterling and Trey. Flame then yells to Sterling and points to the table. Sterling smiles and nods, applying a standing head scissors. Sterling lifts Trey up for another Director's Cut and turns towards the table, but Trey wiggles free. He slides off the back of Sterling, as Sterling turns into a kick to the mid section. Trey grabs his arms and nails the Flash of Pain on the mat!! Flame has his barbwire Singapore cane and rushes to Trey, whacking him over the head as soon as he gets to his knees. The barbwire sticks to Trey's head as Flame yanks it off. Trey falls face first into the mat as blood begins to trickle down his forehead. Claire Matthews seems worried, screaming for Michael to get up.)

Jeff: What a cane shot!!! That echoed through the building!

(Flame then goes to the outside, searching under the ring.)

Jeff: Flame is looking for something…

(Flame pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid, drenching his Singapore cane. He then takes a lighter from his pants, igniting the barbwire cane!! He raises it over his head as the crowd goes wild.)

Jeff: The cane is on fire! The cane is on fire!

(He slides in the ring as Sterling crawls into the corner. Flame and Sterling exchange plans as Sterling gets up and grabs Trey. He holds Trey up as Flame winds up. Flame swings as Trey ducks and Flame connects with Lance Sterling!! Sterling falls down limp as a tree as Trey dropkicks Flame. The cane flies out of his hands and lands at ringside, as Flame falls into the ropes. Michael Trey grabs Flame by the hair and tosses him through the ropes and to the outside. Trey climbs out of the ring to the apron. Trey dives off and hits a guillotine leg drop onto Flame on the outside. Trey slowly gets up and tosses the apron up, grabbing onto a table. He slides it out and turns it on its side, opening the legs. He then sets it up straight and positions it near the railing. He pushes the railing back some, then grabs Flame. Trey rolls Flame onto the table then hops to the apron.)

Jeff: Uh, oh! Trey is going to try something insane here!

(Trey then climbs the ropes, looking back to measure the distance. He reaches the top, back to Flame. He leaps off as the lights go out. A crash is heard as the lights come back on, as Trey and Flame are in the rubble of the table.)

Jeff: Lights Out! Trey hit the Lights Out moonsault through a table!

(Lance Sterling has gotten to his feet, blood trickling down his face. He walks to ropes, a bit wobbly. He goes through the ropes and to the floor. Sterling looks at the rubble, then grabs Michael Trey by the hair. He pulls Trey to his feet and rolls him in the ring. Sterling climbs in after Trey and puts the boots to him. Sterling then lifts Trey to his feet, and puts him on his shoulders. Sterling swings him around, preparing for the Director's Cut. Sterling then runs towards the table in the corner set up earlier. Trey grabs his head ala Tommy Dreamer to protect his neck as he goes crashing through the table!!! Sterling then gets up and drags Trey out by the foot and covers him. One…two…three!!!)

Jeff: Michael Trey has been eliminated!!! It's down to the allies, Lance Sterling and Flame!

(Claire Matthews helps Michael Trey out of the ring, as he collapses to the floor. Flame then enters the ring and Sterling turns, as the two stare each other down. Sterling then grabs a microphone.)

Lance Sterling: You know, I bet everybody here wants to see you and me go at it. But I don't think that's gonna be necessary. Now I could beat you right here if I wanted to and take the HWF World title, but instead… I'm gonna do you a once in a lifetime favor...and let you have it. Keep my belt nice and warm until May Mayhem, pal.

(Sterling drops the mic and turns to walk out of the ring. Michael Trey jumps onto the apron, and nails Lance with a right hand. Sterling staggers back into the ring, as Flame grabs him by the arm, swinging him around. Flame kicks Sterling in the gut and puts Sterling in a fireman's carry, then hits Sterling's own move, the Director's Cut!!! The crowd is in an uproar as Flame then climbs to the top rope and leaps off, nailing a picture perfect Torrential Downpour frogsplash!!! Flame holds on as the ref is shocked. Flame screams at him to count and he does. One…two…three!!!)

Jeff: Flame is the new champion!!! He just double crossed Lance Sterling!

(Flame is handed both the Hardcore title and the World title as Michael Trey rolls into the ring. Flame then picks up the microphone.)

Flame: For so long I have waited for this. I am finally a World Champion. Now Sterling, you can take the Perfect Alliance stable and stick it. I'm sick and tired of carrying you guys. I am now, and will always be hardcore, and so I guess it's only appropriate for me to do this.

(Flame puts the microphone between his knees, then rips the Hardcore Icon tee shirt off, revealing a Hardcore Revolution shirt underneath!!! The crowd goes insane as Flame brings the microphone back to his mouth.)

Flame: Goings, Sterling, Bronson, you guys can all kiss my ass, cause the Hardcore F'N Icon Flame is back bitches, and he is now the World Champion of this fed. Oh yeah, Trey, I think this is for you.

(Flame grabs his Hardcore title and looks at it, then tosses it to Trey. Trey catches it, smiling.)

Flame: The Hardcore Revolution is on top of it's game. Did you all really think that the Icon, Simon. J. Rykopathe and The Hardcore Icon, Flame actually didn't like each other? Oh, you people are just way too easy to fool. The Hardcore Revolution is on top and there is nothing, and I mean nothing anybody can do about it.

(Flame and Trey embrace as the credits appear on the screen.)