The camera then cuts to the parking lot, where Vic Hansen shuts the door of a silver rental car and turns to walk to the arena. Suddenly, an engine revs in the background and headlights blind Vic. He turns and is nailed by a black sports car! Vic is forced forward on the cement, motionless. Out from the car rushes The Main Attraction, Bryan McNevin and Matt Lane! Stacy cheers in the background, as Lane and McNevin assault Hansen. Lane then lifts Vic up and McNevin dives and grabs Vic's head, hitting the Ratings Getter (3D) on the hood of the car!!! The Main Attraction then walk into the arena, laughing.

The arena is packed full of Asbury Park nuts, waiting for the HWF to bring them extreme. "Debonaire" by Dope blasts on the PA, as the camera picks up three men with their chest painted "OH-MY-GOD". As the camera pans around the arena, a young vivacious blonde fights for camera time as men around her coax her to flash the camera. Beer is thrown into the camera lens, as the show begins.

(The camera fades in from commercial and the crowd is restless waiting for this show to finally get underway. When all of a sudden "Just Like This" by Limp Bizkit blares through the arena and then the crowd is suddenly awakened from their dull nap. A silver spotlight lights up the ring and Chris Goings appears in a sudden strike of lightning down to the ring. The crowd jumps then begins to applaud the HWF newbie as he holds a microphone up to lips wearing his wrestling attire, a purple, and black singlet with a big silver C in the middle and his black and purple wrestling shoes. The crowd silences with the slice of a finger from Chris Goings. His music stops and the lights are back to normal over the ring as the thousands and thousands of HWF fans
are standing in Asbury Park, New Jersey waiting for Chris finally to liven things up here.)

Chris Goings: Hello and welcome to my show, Saturday Suicide. I will be your host for this evening and every evening until the end of the HWF. I was watching all that was going on tonight from the back and to tell you the truth it wasn't much to watch. I saw my dozens and dozens of fans slouching back in their hard metal chairs with drool hanging off their chins and I said to myself 'I have to do something about this!'. So I laced up the shoes and strapped on the singlet and I am now ready for my Saturday Suicide debut.

I have arranged co-main event for tonight which I will be included in. I can see the headlines now, 'Chris Goings Trashes HWF Starr In His Debut'. Well if you haven't guessed by now I will be facing that idiot Starr tonight in my Suicide debut. Well I don't think I can wait any longer. Get that bum out here. One more thing. After my quick victory over Starr there won't be many people that I haven't beaten in my illustrious career. So the question isn't who's next anymore. The question now is who's left? Starr, YOUR LEFT! One more thing Starr, when you get into the ring with Chris Goings, its not a matter of winning or losing anymore Starr... Its a matter of your survival!

(The lights go out and some original modern rock mix comes on over the PA system and the crowd bursts into cheers anticipating the arrival of HWF superstar "The Hardcore Hero" Jayson Starr. The curtains open and...)

(A man with long brown hair almost reaching his knee's and a brown goatee wearing brown sweat pants with wholes in each knee and a black t-shirt that says "Hardcore Hobo" Jenson Starr. The midget hobo makes his way down the aisle while the audience is just cracking up. He slides into the ring and struggles to climb to the top
turnbuckle. He flexes and the crowd laughs even harder. He removes his muddy green trenchcoat and totally reveals his Hardcore Hobo t-shirt. He takes off his black ski cap and throws it into the crowd while blowing a kiss at the same time. The bell rings and the midget runs straight towards Goings. Goings shoves him to the side and bounces off the ropes. Hobo runs under the clothesline and jumps down to the ground trying an old style tripping maneuver. Goings doesn't fall for it and he lands a quick leg drop to the back of the Hardcore Hobo. Hob gets up to his feet clinching his back in pain as Goings gets down on his knee's. Goings hits a rolling German suplex, then another, then another and finally goes for the pin. The ref doesn't count the pin because Hobo's feet are on the ropes. Goings is mad. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. He jumps off the ropes and lands a devastating diving headbutt he calls "The Finisher". It refrains from going for the pin as he makes his way back up to the top rope. This time he dives off and executed a perfect 450 splash off the top rope! He lifts Hobo to his feet and locks on the crossface chickenwing! He is wrenching back on the neck and arm of the Hardcore Hobo as he is screaming in pain. Keep in mind Goings has been on his knee's practically the whole match. The Hardcore Hob finally taps out and the ref calls for the bell. Goings shouts, "Your left Starr!". Goings slides out of the ring to a hell of a lot of boo's and a hell of a lot of cheers. He runs through the curtains and "The Hardcore Hobo" Jenson Starr is carried out on a stretcher. The camera then fades to commercial.)

The Main Attraction {Bryan McNevin & Matt Lane} vs. The Heavenly Hansens {Vic Hansen & Stew Hansen}

Before the match, The Main Attraction had a view words to say…

("Hello Time Bomb" by The Matthew Good Band blasts over the PA system and three inward explosions of pyro goes off at the entrance. The lights dim and the crowd jeers the hell out of the Main Attraction. Bryan McNevin then leads the way in his ring gear and a black tee shirt, Stacy follows, and lastly Matt Lane walks out. They then both step into the ring and Matt Lane asks for a microphone.)

Matt Lane: Well I would be surprised to see Vic Hanson back because I have a feeling the hit and run left him feeling a little flat!

(The three laugh as the crowd picks up the booing.)

Bryan McNevin: Now, Stew, get your ass out here because what we did to him is
nothing compared to what's about to happen to you.

As expected, Vic Hansen was rushed to the hospital and unable to compete. Stew Hansen was irate and rushed to the ring still in street clothes, carrying a steel metal pipe. Stew rushed in the ring and blasted Matt Lane in the skull with the pipe. Lane dropped like a tree as Stew nailed Bryan McNevin. As he went back to work on Lane, Stacy dove into the ring, trying to hurt Stew. She had no affect as Stew turned to work her over with the pipe. Bryan McNevin dove and chop blocked Stew. Stew dropped the pipe and was bent over. Stacy kicked him in the groin, as McNevin quickly picked him up and Matt Lane hit the inverted reverse neckbreaker-the Ratings Getter!!! They quickly pinned Stew as Brad Hunter and Cerebus ran to the ring. They attacked The Main Attraction and hit their new finisher-Devilish Intentions- on Bryan McShane. The move, a fall away slam by Cerebus followed by a corkscrew moonsault into a frog splash, was then executed on Stew Hansen.

["The World Is Not Enough" hits to speakers at Asbury Park and the fans go nuts for returning wrestler Michael Trey. He continues down the aisle slapping the fans hands. He rolls into the ring and gets a mic tossed to him.]

Michael: Listen, I'm out here for a couple reasons. First off, my match next week. Triple Threat between Thunder, Lance Sterling, and me, Michael Trey. Now who out there thinks Thunder should be #1 contender?

[The crowd boos, and starts a chant of "THUNDER SUCKS!". Michael waits for them to quiet.]

Michael: OK then, OK then. How about Lance Sterling?!

[The crowd boos once again, chanting "PRIMA-DONNA!" and "LO-SER!". Michael once again waits for silence.]

Michael: Damn. How about Michael Trey putting the Lights Out on both of 'em next week!

[There's a huge pop as Michael tries to get the crowd going.]

Michael: Now, onto the other matter. Jayson Starr. Face it man, you're a rookie. Deal with it. Beat Loco Chris Randall, Sammy Argon, Edgecrusher... you know. Someone who isn't already booked to become #1 Contender next week, like me. Listen Jayson, if you earn some wins, and I become champ, I'd gladly give you a shot if Chaz allows it. I'm sure Extream, Thunder, and Lance Sterling feel the same way. But EARN it first. I'm out.

[Michael drops the mic and goes to a corner, making the crowd get louder. He rolls out of the ring and stalks to the back, giving high-fives along the way.]

After the break, the camera caught up to Trey backstage. Michael Trey and Jayson Starr broke into an altercation, as Claire Matthews tries to break it up. Out of nowhere, a man in all black nails Jayson Starr with a bat. Starr hits the ground and the man runs away as Trey is completely confused.

Edgecrusher vs. Sammy Argon (Chair Shot Survival Match)

Edgecrusher had a few words to say before his match with Sammy Argon…

(The lights go dim and red and black lights begin to strobe along the rampway. You hear, "Due To The Graphic Nature Of This Program, Listener Discretion Is Advised." Then as the light still strobe, "Edgecrusher" by Fear Factory begins to play over the arena. After a few moments, you see the entranceway fill with smoke. A low light comes up from behind the smoke area. You see a the outline of a figure that appears to be holding a chair. Then he steps through the smoke and you see EDGECRUSHER with the chair. He is wearing a black amateur style wrestling outfit. That is black and red and the word EDGECRUSHER, written on the back in red. He walks intensely down to the ring clutching the chair in his hands. He doesn't pay any attention to the fans booing him. He climbs into the ring and he is handed a mic.)

EDGECRUSHER: Sammy, you big fucking retard!! I have kept my promise. I brought a bag of fucking tacks with me to shove down your throat.

(You see him get a bag connected to the chair and lift it up into the air.)

EDGECRUSHER: So come bring it to the Dog or War and get dumped on your head. I am gonna beat you down with this chair to you are nothing but a shit puddle. So come on "hardcore" boy. You ain't got nothing.

The match began quickly backstage and spilled into the ring. Edgecrusher used a crafty steel chair with tacks glued on to work over Argon. Argon was bloodied all to hell not even two minutes into the match. Edgecrusher became upset with the crowd and Sammy Argon got the momentum. Argon hit a neckbreaker and then took over with the chair. He pounded on the head of Edgecrusher until Edgecrusher was on dream street. Sammy Argon went up top and dove off with the chair, but Edgecrusher moved. Edgecrusher then locked on a German suplex, while Argon still had the chair in his hands. The chair smacked into the head of Argon and the match was over. Brad Hunter and Cerebus rushed to the ring and each got a chair. They nailed Sammy Argon and Edgecrusher with the chairs to a cheer of the crowd, then left. Afterwards, Edgecrusher grabbed a handful of thumbtacks and forced them down Sammy's throat!! Sammy began coughing up blood and was having trouble breathing as he was sent to the hospital.

The final match of the night was for the tag titles. Actual champions, Brad Hunter and Cerebus, were to face the men with the belts, School House Rocks.

The match began but was quickly interrupted by Strictly Bizzness who beat on Sanders and Marx with their briefcases. SHR disposed of the two and went back to work with Cerebus and Hunter. Not two minutes later, Justin Storm and Lance Sterling appeared wearing "Perfect Alliance" tee shirts. They rush to the ring, nailing SHR. They brawl with SHR as Brad Hunter and Cerebus come in a 6 man free for all begins. From the back, Chris Goings comes to the ring. He observes for just a second then dives in the ring, help Justin Storm and Lance Sterling. Hunter and Cerebus get out of the ring after having enough. They grab the HWF Tag Titles from the timekeeper and walk to the back. Sterling, Storm, and Goings beat SHR to the ground as Goings then rips his shirt off, revealing another underneath reading "Perfect Alliance"!!! Goings, Sterling, and Storm then climb the ropes (Goings on the left turnbuckle, Storm standing on the ropes, and Sterling on the right turnbuckle) as the show goes off the air.