Tim: Ladies and…

Jeff: *interrupting* Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Cajuns and Bayou trash welcome to HWF SATURDAY SUICIDE!!!

Tim: JEFF!!! What is wrong with you? I apologize, folks, for my partner's incredibly immature remarks. I would like to welcome you to Saturday Suicide! This is the FIRST time that the HWF has been to Baton Rouge and we are damn sure going to leave a lasting impression!

Jeff: Can I talk now? Good! Let's quickly run down the card and get this kick started! First, we have Sammy "Armageddon" Argon squaring off against Suplextreme in a Hardcore Hell in a Cell Match! A standard steel cage will be inside of a large Hell in a Cell, not to mention barbwire ropes and thumbtacks galore! Sammy Argon has been setting new standards for the art of thumbtacks, we'll have to see what he thinks of tonight!

Tim: Next, we have the first match of the Tag Team Tournament! After the titles were recently vacated by School House Rocks, that left the titles with no home. This tournament, which will end at the Parade of Cannibals 2, will find the true tag champions. Thorne Reinhardt and Dark Force will fight Brad Hunter and Cerebus! Both teams are relatively 'new' to the tag team division, so it should be interesting. Also, in regards to the Parade of Cannibals PPV, we'll have a date and place for you later tonight!

Jeff: And our main event for the evening is for the Hardcore title! Natural Born Killer recently shed himself of a gimmick-centered persona and wants to be known by his real name, Marcus Fernandez. Keeping the NBK nickname, the Hardcore champion is definitely at a disadvantage. He has been out since being attacked exactly three weeks ago by Extream. He has not been in a wrestling ring for QUITE some time. Ring rust is a big factor, and also will his injuries be completely healed? The concussion was severe, so will he have lasting effects? Who knows? He will, though, defend the title against the up and rising Thunder, in a barbwire cage match!

Tim: A lot of people have been wondering about the HWF's brand of barbwire cage, as it's been quite some time since we've had one. I'll explain. To begin, there is no roof. There are not intersecting steel bars. The barbwire IS NOT woven in the steel. The barbwire is intersecting. There are only four sturdy poles in each corner, while the barbwire is woven into one dangerous checkerboard. Recently, we have been forced to put a door on the cage, due to a lawsuit from a former wrestler who was severely scarred from climbing over the barbwire… This match is only over when one man either goes over the barbwire weave and to the floor or through the door.

Jeff: Tim, speaking of lawsuits, we have received tape of the court hearing between Lance Sterling and Justin Storm. This court hearing took place early this morning, downtown. I believe the tape includes the reasoning behind the hearing, so I will not explain. Just watch…

(The shot switches to videotape. In the corner, it reads "Earlier Today".)

(The scene opens in a courtroom. All seats are filled as Lance Sterling and his lawyer walk in. They take a seat on the left side of the courtroom. The doors open as Justin and his lawyer walk in. They take a seat on the defensive side of the room, the right side. The judge begins to speak.)

Judge: All arise.

(Everyone rises.)

Judge: Be seated.

(Everyone sits down.)

Judge: This is a hearing to determine who has the FULL rights to the name 'Storm'. Lance Sterling has put this lawsuit on Justin here because he says that his name is copyrighted. Mr. Sterling, you lawyer may now call his first person to the stand.

STERLING'S LAWYER: We call Mr. Sterling's personal agent, Jerry Lombardi, to the stand, Your Honor.

(Jerry Lombardi stands up and walks to the stand.)

BAILIFF: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

JERRY LOMBARDI: I do.

Judge: You may continue.

STERLING'S LAWYER: Mr. Lombardi, you're Lance Sterling's agent, correct?

JERRY LOMBARDI: Yes.

STERLING'S LAWYER: And you're in charge of finalizing all of Mr. Sterling's contractual deals, correct?

JERRY LOMBARDI: Yes.

STERLING'S LAWYER: Good. Now in Mr. Sterling's new movie, "HellStorm", he plays a character called Gabriel Storm, correct?

JERRY LOMBARDI: Correct.

STERLING'S LAWYER: And is this name, Gabriel Storm, a trademark of Mr. Sterling's movie company?

JERRY LOMBARDI: Yes it is.

STERLING'S LAWYER: So legally, Mr. Storm is not infringing on the trademark by his use of that name?

JERRY LOMBARDI: Legally, yes he is.

STERLING'S LAWYER: Your Honor, the Prosecution rests.

Judge: Mr. Storm, would your lawyer like to cross-examine the witness?

Storm's Lawyer: Yes I would, Your Honor. Mr. Lombardi, isn't it true that my client's name 'Storm' was his birth name?

JERRY LOMBARDI: I have no idea. I didn't see his birth certificate.

Lawyer: Well, take a look at this, Lombardi, Your Honor, and the rest of the courtroom.

(Storm's Lawyer holds up a birth certificate of Justin Storm's. It says Justin Matthew Storm on it.)

Storm's Lawyer: The Defense rests.

(Jerry Lombardi steps down and walks back to his seat.)

Judge: Mr. Storm, would your lawyer like to call his first witness?

Storm's Lawyer: Yes, Your Honor, I would. I would like to call to the stand, my client's former partner, Mr. Torch.

(Torch stands up and walks down to the stand.)

Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Torch: I do.

Judge: You may continue.

Storm's Lawyer: Mr. Torch, isn't it true that my client has had this name in e-wrestling since mid 1998?

Torch: Yes, he has.

Storm's Lawyer: Not only has this been his birth name, but he has used it in e-wrestling, even before 'Hellstorm' was put in theaters. Now Mr. Torch, isn't it true that my client, Mr. Storm has also copyrighted his name?

Torch: No sir, I have not seen documents of that.

(Storm's lawyer looks over at Justin. Justin looks nervous as the Lawyer looks like he may have screwed up this case.)

Storm's Lawyer: Your Honor, I do not have the documents with me right now, but if I can just have a short recess, I can come up with them.

STERLING'S LAWYER: Objection your honor, Mr. Storm's copyrighting of his name, or lack thereof, is irrelevant to this case, which seeks to determine if the use of Storm is in violation of the trademarking rules

Judge: There will be no recess, we will stay here until the case is over. Objection Overruled, continue.

Storm's Lawyer: The Defense rests.

Judge: Mr. Sterling, would your lawyer like to cross-examine the witness?

STERLING'S LAWYER: Yes I would. Mr. Torch, how long have you known Mr. Storm?

Torch: About 4 years.

STERLING'S LAWYER: So you can therefore verify the use of his name before HellStorm was released to theaters?

Torch: Well, I was not told of what date of 'Hellstorm' was released, so I really cannot verify that.

STERLING'S LAWYER: HellStorm was out in theaters in mid 1999

Torch: So I am guessing that production began about two years before that.

STERLING'S LAWYER: However, filming for HellStorm began in early 1996. Unfortunately it was put on hold due to a motorcycle accident suffered by Mr. Sterling in 1997

Torch: Well...I guess that I can't really state whether or not Fla...I mean Mr. Storm has had that name in e-wrestling.

STERLING'S LAWYER: Thank you Mr. Torch, the Prosecution rests

Judge: The jury will now come up with a verdict.

(A short time passes as the jury comes back.)

Jury Member #1: Your Honor, we find the defendant, guilty due to some extra evidence that was not brought to public attention.

Judge: Mr. Storm, you are here-by banned from ever using the name 'Storm' ever again...

LANCE STERLING: Justin, since I'm a fair guy... I'll tell you what. If I may speak, your honor. Justin, how about we settle this like men. In other words, at HWF's next Pay Per View, you and me one on one. If I win, then never again will you use the name "Storm", but if you win, I'll rescind the copyright violation and you'll have full rights to it.

Judge: Mr. Storm, Mr. Sterling, you will face each other in the HWF's next Pay Per View, winner takes the name 'Storm'. Case dismissed.

(The judge bangs his gavel three times and both Lance Sterling and Justin Storm stand up as the scene fades to black)

(The shot then opens back up to the arena.)

Tim: So, there you have it. Justin Storm and Lance Sterling will meet at the next pay-per-view and the winner takes the right to the name 'Storm.'

Jeff: I personally believe Lance Sterling is the owner of the name.

Tim: What? Justin Storm is his real name! How can you take someone's name away from him.

Jeff: Still… I can't wait to see Hellstorm! It definitely has more action than Justin Storm!

Tim: Shut up! Now, fans, I told you we'd be giving you the date and location of Parade of Cannibals 2, so… Parade of Cannibals 2 will take place on March 12th, LIVE from the Elk's Lodge in Queens, New York! We know that Lance Sterling and Justin Storm will fight for the 'Storm' name, plus the tag team title tournament will crown a new set of champions! Fans, we'll be right back with the Hardcore Hell in a Cell!

(Commercials)

Tim: Welcome back, everybody! The Hardcore Hell in a Cell has been brought down around the ring and we're ready to go!

(A loud guitar noise starts, as black figure appears on the ramp and the fans start to make uproar. The music gets louder and louder until Suplextreme walks out
onto the entranceway. Then giant purple and red pyros fire up out of the side of the entrance, as Suplextreme is stamping away at the ground. He walks down the rampway keeping his head down staring at the floor, as if he was pumping himself up.)

(Sammy's music, 'Anti-Christ Superstar' plays over the PA system and for once the majority of the fans cheer of Sammy 'Armageddon' as he steps out through the curtain. The change in Sammy's appearance is quite startling, he has the start of a beard and instead of his traditional wrestling attire he is instead wearing ripped jeans and a black 'HWF' Tee Shirt. Once again he is carrying his rucksack, slung over his back. Halfway to the ring, he pulls out the barbed wire 2x4 and the crowd starts a "Sammy, Sammy" chant he holds the 2x4 in the air as he walks to the ring.)

Jeff: They're both in, only one thing is missing…

(On cue, a rain of thumbtacks comes over the ring. Millions of thumbtacks fall to the mat, with Suplextreme just standing with both arms crossed. Sammy, on the other hand, looks up allowing the tacks to fall on him and outstretches his arms, welcoming the tacks.)

Jeff: That idiot is SICK!!!

Tim: Just about everybody in the HWF is sick, Jeff.

Jeff: True…

(As the last of the tacks fall, the bell sounds. Suplextreme quickly starts as Sammy is still enjoying the tacks. Suplextreme nails Argon with a fury of right hands, before a thumb to the eye from Argon. Sammy quickly rebounds with a diving clothesline, tacking both men down and into the thumbtacks.)

Tim: What a clothesline!!

Jeff: He just knocked Suplextreme into next week!

(Suplextreme quivers in pain as Sammy seems to enjoy it. Argon grabs Suplextreme by the head and rams him into the cage. Sammy goes for another but an elbow from Suplextreme stops him. Suplextreme grabs a waistlock around Sammy and delivers a devastating release German suplex right onto the tacks! Sammy's momentum flips him once more until he's lying face down in sharp tacks. Suplextreme picks a few of the tacks out of his flesh, but goes right back to work on Argon.)

Jeff: Suplextreme is looking good in his debut!

Tim: Definitely. Sammy Argon is an established HWF wrestler, if Suplextreme can manage a win, it'll blast him up in the rankings.

(Suplextreme grabs Sammy by the back and lifts him to his feet. Whip attempt reversed by Sammy. Suplextreme goes into the barbwire and comes back as Sammy catches a drop toehold! Suplextreme goes face first into the tacks, rolling around in pain.)

Jeff: Classic Sammy Argon with the drop toehold into the tacks!

Tim: Sammy looks to be ending this one early!

(Sammy Argon takes a moment to figure out his next move, then begins to climb the cage. Argon reaches the top as the crowd screams on. Sammy dives off with a suicidal leg drop!)

Jeff: Look out!!!

(He connects full force on Suplextreme as the referee, with his thick-ass gloves, begins to count. 1…2…3!!!)

Tim: So Sammy Argon wins a quick one, but do not take anything away from the newcomer Suplextreme, he looks to have a good future in the HWF.

Jeff: You know, you say that about EVERY debuting wrestler…

Tim: Uh… moving on, I believe we've got a commercial!

(Commercials)

Jeff: All right, all of the cages have been taken out of the ring, the thumbtacks have been swept away, and the barbwire gone. It's now time for the first match of the Tag Team Title Tournament.

(The arena lights go out as the Star Wars theme hits. The entranceway fills up with smoke as a DARK figure emerges from the entrance. Two streaks of pyrotechnics shoot from beside him as the DARK figure emerges from the smoke Revealing Darth Vader himself. Dawning his black cloak, he walks down the ramp. Darth Vader stops half way to the ring pulling out a toy light saber. He waves it around as the fans get louder in the chanting. He gets inside the ring and squares himself in the center, as he throws off the large black cape. There emerges Dark Force from the cape still wielding the light saber. He tosses the light saber into the stands as he sits on the turnbuckle waiting for the bell.)

Jeff: What…the…hell…

(The lights begin to strobe to the beat of "Du Hast". Thorne steps out from behind the curtain with an angry sneer plastered across his face. He stops half way down the aisle and begins to taunt fans at random. A few fans have to be restrained by security. Thorne sneers at them, and continues his walk to the ring. He steps over the top rope and holds his arms up in the air, screaming for respect from the booing fans.)

Tim: Dark Force and Thorne Reinhardt will be facing the duo of…

(With agonizing slowness, the arena lights drop to a dim red haze. Suddenly the stage and ramp erupt in bright red pyros. As the flames comedown they continue to burn about three feet tall. With the entire ramp and stage covered in flames. Highway to hell by AC/DC begins to play, and the man that is Cerebus walks out from the back and into the flames. Then Rebecca steps out as well wearing a black trench coat and wades through the flames as well. The effect is awesome, and the whole crowd shudders under the sight. A few folks in the front rows draw back from the flames. Wearing a black shirt with the word "Fury" across the front of it in deep red letters. He steps down the ramp through the flames. When he gets to the apron, the flames slowly flicker down and out. Cerebus snickers a bit, and rolls under the ropes, and into the ring. With Cerebus holding the ropes open, Rebecca climbs the stairs and ducks through the ropes. With smoke rising off of his body Cerebus steps to one corner, and climbs the turnbuckle while Rebecca stands defiantly in the center of the ring."REVOLUTION!" is heard over the P.A system and is shortly followed by the loud sound of Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff. The lights begin to flash different amounts of numerous colors as The Revolution Brad Hunter walks out from the entranceway. The crowd gives him an enormous amount of cheers as Hunter makes his way down the isle. Brad Hunter jumps up on top of the apron and hops over the top ropes.)

Jeff: Tim…

Tim: Yeah?

Jeff: C'mon, I know you want to…

Tim: Want to what?

Jeff: Tim…

Tim: Well, okay… This is Cerebus' debut match in the HWF. If he can win with Brad Hunter, he'll be putting himself in great position to move up in the ranks…

Jeff: There, feel better?

(The bell sounds, stopping the bickering between commentators. Dark Force and Cerebus are the legal men. The two begin to circle around and lock up. Cerebus, the much larger man, easily gets control and lifts a knee to the chest of Dark Force. A large right hand to the jaw sends Dark Force back into the ropes. Cerebus grabs the arm of Dark Force and whips him across the ring. Dark Force leaps frogs over Cerebus, but is caught in mid air! Cerebus nails a huge spine buster that shakes the ring.)

Jeff: What a spine buster!

Tim: Dark Force is so out sized, here.

(Cerebus grabs Dark Force by the head and brings him to a standing position. Cerebus applies a standing head scissors and lifts Dark Force up for a powerbomb. Dark Force begins to pound away with right hands as Cerebus falls down. Dark Force runs to the ropes, come back with a somersault and then a leg drop! The fans love it as Dark Force gets up and nails a right hand to Brad Hunter on the apron. The Revolution is pissed as he attempts to get in the ring, but the referee stops him. Thorne Reinhardt then takes the opportunity to come in as Dark Force and Thorne double team Cerebus.)

Tim: Hey! Dark Force and Thorne Reinhardt are getting a two to one advantage! Ref, turn around!

(Rebecca Wylde gets on the apron, arguing with the ref to turn around.)

Jeff: Man… Rebecca is driving me Wylde…

Tim: How clever…

(Thorne lifts Cerebus up, standing eye to eye. Thorne whips him to the ropes as Dark Force gets out on the apron. Thorne picks Cerebus up as for a spinebuster, with Dark Force facing Cerebus. Dark Force springboards off the ropes and connects with a cross body block as Thorne sits down. Cerebus is smashed in between the two as Thorne quickly gets out of the ring, as Rebecca and Brad have finally gotten the ref back to the match.)

Tim: This one's over right now!

(Dark Force has a lateral press on Cerebus as the ref slides in to make the count. 1…2… Cerebus shoves Dark Force off, launching him into the air.)

Jeff: The power of Cerebus is unreal!

(Cerebus crawls to the corner, tagging in Brad Hunter. Rebecca claps as she begins to attend to Cerebus. Brad Hunter isn't quick enough as Dark Force makes the tag to Thorne Reinhardt. Thorne comes in as he and Brad square off with a fistfight.)

Tim: You knew there wouldn't be much technical wrestling involved and that's what we're getting.

(Thorne takes control and backs Brad Hunter into the ropes. He attempts a whip, but Hunter nails a kick to the groin! Thorne, obviously, backs off tending to his 'Tender Vittles". Reinhardt then explodes and charges with a clothesline. He takes both he and Hunter over the ropes and spilling to the outside. Cerebus comes over after being motivated by Rebecca. He joins the ruckus as Thorne is beat on by Hunter and Cerebus. Dark Force is in the ring and runs towards the brawl. He dives over the ropes with a somersault plancha onto the three men, including Reinhardt.)

Jeff: Unbelievable!!!

(All four spill onto the floor as Rebecca attempts to get Cerebus and Brad Hunter back up. Dark Force is the first up as he grabs Brad Hunter by the hair and rolls him into the ring. Dark Force doesn't go in, instead he slowly makes his way to Rebecca. Dark Force admires the fire red haired vixen, especially the black leather bikini. Dark Force runs his hand through her hair as she retaliates with a right handed slap.)

Tim: Get away from her!!!

Jeff: Get closer to her!!!

(Dark Force smirks as he continues to flirt with her. Cerebus begins to move and sees the on-goings. As he notices Dark Force, he quickens his pace. Cerebus runs at Dark Force with an outstretched arm.)

Jeff: Look out!

(Dark Force sees it coming and ducks as Cerebus runs right into Rebecca!)

Jeff: AHHH!

(Cerebus quickly falls to his knees, tending to the fallen Rebecca. Dark Force grabs a chair and folds it up. He then smacks it across the back of Cerebus, but no effect!!! Cerebus stands straight up and takes another chair shot! Cerebus just shakes it off as he clotheslines the chair into the face of Dark Force.)

Tim: Cerebus is incredible!

(Thorne Reinhardt rolls into the ring as Brad Hunter is back up. The two trade punches as Brad Hunter whips Thorne into the corner. Brad runs and jumps to the second rope, grabbing Thorne's hair. He dives backwards and implants Thorne into the mat with a face buster. Out of the back, the newly acquired Heavenly Hansens (Vic and Stew) run out with steel chairs.)

Jeff: These two are real athletes!

(They dive in the ring and nails both Thorne and Brad with them. They begin to assault the two, then Dark Force and Cerebus see them. Dark Force and Cerebus stop fighting and slide into the ring, plowing over the Hansens. Each takes on of the chairs from the Hansens, as both brothers get back up. A chair shots for each brother sends the Heavenly Hansens to the mat. They roll out of the ring, screaming insults at the other teams. They then leave to the back as the match continues.)

Tim: Not exactly what the Hansens had in mind…

(Cerebus and Dark Force, both with a chair, swing at each other. Both connect and each go down to the mat.)

Jeff: Sweet Moses!

(All four are sprawled out in the ring, not moving. Rebecca Wylde has gotten up from her collision with Cerebus. She wipes herself off, then hits the mat repeatedly for someone to get up.)

Jeff: Oh, good… They're all right.

Tim: What!?

Jeff: I mean, she's all right.

(Brad Hunter is the only one to respond, albeit slowly. He crawls the corner, then stands up. He climbs to the top rope, turning to face the ring. He then jumps off, twisting into the Sweet Dreams shooting star press on Dark Force! He holds on as the referee begins the count. 1….2….3!!!)

Tim: The team of Cerebus and Brad Hunter are victorious! They will move on in the tournament. We'll be back right after this!

Chaz: Damnit… I… I just can't do it. Why won't he come?

(A secretary enters the office, concerned.)

Woman Secretary: Chaz… what's wrong?

Chaz: I've been trying for hours, but WCW just won't let him go. They've let Benoit, Guerrero, Malenko, and Saturn go but he's just too big of a main eventer. They won't give him his release papers.

Secretary: Who? Who is so big they won't let go?

Chaz: Who? How can you even question? WCW's biggest name: Shark Boy! Imagine the marketing we could do. We could give away free replicas of his mask to people in the front row and call them "The School"… we could implant fake jeers on the PA, when obviously the crowd is asleep from boredom… Just, imagine…

(The screen fades out to commercials.)

(Commercials)

Tim: Fans, we're back! Now, before we get to the Hardcore title match, Extream has some promo time.

("Killing in the Name of" by Rage Against the Machine hits the speakers as blue pyro goes off at the entranceway. Extream makes his way out to a mixed reaction. He gets in the ring, looking into the crowd. Thunder beckons over the arena PA, as the lights flicker, in a hectic array of effects. Scream by the Misfits, slams the audience. With excruciating loud music, Thorne Reinhardt, Blackjack, and Dark Force, emerge in the aisle way, as blue smoke bellows upwards, a haze covering their feet. As the
smoke slowly rises upwards, they stand straight up, adorning black leather jackets, and military cargo pants, and black face-paint underneath their right eyes, shaping into an ankh symbol. The music climaxes to a heavy guitar riff, as a huge white mushroom cloud explodes, as a cross appears, ablaze, with fire reaching high up above it. As the fire goes out in sync with the lights dropping, they flash brightly
back on, as a trenchcoat clad figure looking straight at the ground re-appears replacing the flaming cross. He quickly looks straight up as the lights change to
an eerie green glow, and green pyros flare behind him into the shape of an Ankh. He raises his arms in a crucifix figure, and the lights come back on, to the man with black arrows painted underneath his eyes takes a microphone from inside his leather trenchcoat, and signals to speak, to the silent shocked crowd.)

Jeff: What is this?

(The man holds the mic to his mouth, as a black shirt, with a red Anarchy logo appears from inside his coat.)

Man: Extream, do you remember me?? Remember who won the match, remember who owns the Elite name?? Damnit, Extream you have brought me back, and I have brought an army. In the following weeks I have witnessed you create a team, but my army is much stronger. Stronger than that we had in the old days. In a way I should thank you, you re-kindled the fire, which made me strong in the HWF. Since the
loss of my love, my wife Rennee, I haven't quite been in it. Yes, it is me Extream, your old partner, "VICIOUS" VIC WILLIAMS!

(Crowd starts chanting loudly "WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK..!!!!")

Vic: Thank you my children, thank you. I missed those chants, and I missed the jeers, and I missed the bloodshed. Your martyr for the hated is back, and damnit, I would be lying if I said I didn't miss the ring. I was only gone for 4 weeks, and I was lured back into the ring, and no matter what anyone says, this man who stands in front of you, is DAMN sure not past his prime!

As you may notice, I brought some friends...after I left, these guys called me up, they were concerned for my well-being, my mental well-being, and Extream for
such a great friend, where the hell were you! These two are great competitors, and Dark Force knows what it is like to lose a partner also, we mend well together, we
both have experienced loss....and Thorne he reminds me of vicious side of me, and is another great addition to my army, and Blackjack is just an awesome talent,
who we both mutually hate you, this stable I will proclaim, The Black Circle...we are finished....

(The Misfit's song "Speak of the Devil" blasts the audience as pyros go off, and the group disappears. Smoke fills the ringside area, and then fades away, at the roaring crowd.)

Tom: Un…believe…able….

(Extream begins to leave the ring as the show goes to a promo for PoC 2. About a minute goes by as they come back with the barbwire cage set up.)

Jeff: After the return of "Vicious" Vic Williams and the naming of the Black Circle… what's next? The Hardcore Title Match.

(The HWF arena goes black and a hush falls over the crowd. A loud roar of
thunder rumbles through the arena but immediately changes to Prodigy's "Breathe". Silver and blue pyrotechnics erupt from above the ring and in front of the stage entrance. The lights come back on and Thunder comes out from behind the dark curtains wearing his black outfit lined with silver and blue and his black sunglasses with it. He walks slowly but purposefully to the ring as more thunderous sounds are heard randomly throughout his entrance. He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans that attempt to slap his hands on either side of the entrance. He climbs the ring steps and gets in the ring.)

Tim: Thunder has had some great interviews lately, but we haven't seen much from him in the ring.

("Shock the Monkey" by Coal Chamber and Ozzy Osbourne plays as the crowd stands up screaming, awaiting the appearance of the wrestler. Orange and Blue pyro blasts go off all over the entrance area. Marcus Fernandez emerges from the flames and walks to the top of the steel ramp. He is holding a rusty red chainsaw. He walks down
the ramp towards the ring. NBK walks to the ring and slams the chainsaw on the ground near his corner. He then gets in the ring.)

Jeff: And here we go!

(NBK and Thunder stand still, insulting each other across the ring. They slowly begin to circle around the ring, coming to the center. Thunder shoves NBK. NBK shoves Thunder.)

Tim: Uh, oh…

(They both begin to nail each other with rights and lefts and anything they can connect with. NBK wins the slugfest as he grabs Thunder by the head. NBK runs Thunder right into the side of the barbwire cage. Thunder's face meets the barbwire, slicing him up.)

Jeff: Bloodshed early on in this match.

(Thunder then comes off the cage and nails NBK with a right hand. Thunder nails another right hand, then takes NBK by the hair and throws him into the barbwire. NBK is cut up as he falls off the barbwire mesh.)

Tim: NBK now bleeding, also.

(Thunder grabs NBK and pulls him to his feet. Thunder whips NBK right into the barbwire! NBK sticks for a second before falling off. His tee shirt is shredded as Thunder stumbles over to NBK. NBK nails a low blow. Thunder falls to his knees as NBK staggers to his feet.)

Jeff: Marcus is taking some short cuts.

(NBK takes a step back then drills Thunder in the face with a drop kick! Thunder tips backward with the impact. NBK then runs and hits an elbow drop. NBK is up and brings Thunder up. NBK with a knife edge chop. The crowd "WHOOOS" at the sound, as NBK nails another. Thunder retaliates with one of his own.)

Jeff: WHOOO!!!

(Thunder then puts NBK into a standing head scissors. Thunder lifts him up and hitting a running Lyger bomb! Thunder gets up and drops a leg drop across the neck of NBK. All of a sudden, Justin Storm comes running out of the locker room.)

Tim: Justin Storm! What's he doing here?

(He has a Singapore Cane in hand. He runs down to the cage and shoves the referee standing at he door out of the way. He opens the door and slides in. Storm goes over to nail Thunder, but instead turns and nails NBK over the head with the Singapore Cane.)

Jeff: He just nailed Marcus Fernandez!

(Storm then climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle, he jumps off and nails the Torrential Downpour, a frog splash.)

Tim: The Torrential Downpour!! What is Justin Storm trying to do?!

(Storm climbs out of the ring and walks to the locker room area. Thunder looks on, smirking. He picks up NBK, turning him around to face his back. Thunder then lifts him up, hitting the reverse spine bomb the Thunderbolt!)

Jeff: Thunderbolt!!! It's over!

(Thunder slowly walks over to the door and gets out! The bell sounds.)

Tim: New champion! New champion! Thunder is the Hardcore champion! Folks, we're out of time! See you next week!

(The screen fades out with the copyright info below Thunder standing with the Hardcore title on his shoulder.)