Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this week's edition of HWF Saturday Suicide. We have set aside the beginning of the program to tribute Greg Hensin, otherwise known as Warrant, with the ten bell solute.

(A camera shot shows the HWF superstars in attendance, standing in the entranceway underneath the HWF Tron. The fans stand, now silent. The timekeeper begins to toll the bell. The tenth time brings cheers from the crowd, as the HWF stars return to the lockers, some holding back tears.)

Jeff: Fans, last week we lost a fellow worker during a freak accident... Although Greg was not one of the bigger names among the HWF stars, he was still an HWF wrestler. He was part of the HWF family and he will be missed.

Tim: Our prayers and condolences are with the families of Warrant and Dark Force, as we grieve Warrant's untimely death. We have been told Warrant's funeral arrangement has taken place and his family and friends did not wish to make the time and place public. We will be right back and start this card off right with a word from Chaz Manson.

(Commercials)

Chaz: Ladies and gentlemen... I would like to thank everyone for sending their prayers to the family and friends of Warrant. Warrant, we'll miss ya, buddy... Now, as for why I am out here. I have a few announcements to pass along. First being the Tag title situation. School House Rocks have left the HWF, leaving the tag titles vacated. Rather than simply appoint new champions, I feel I must have a match of larger magnitude. Now, the HWF tag division started to spark but has now dwindled. I am uncertain as to what has happened, making all the teams simply disappear or quit... But, I must make a decision. Therefore, at the next pay-per-view, which I will speak on in just a moment, the tag titles will be decided. The teams will be announced in weeks to come. I am counting on holding a tournament for the titles, but I will need more tag teams to apply in the weeks to come.

As for the next pay-per-view, I have decided to make it in March. Having pay-per-views every month leaves no room for development and short periods of time for feuds to brew. So, every two months there shall be a PPV. Following suite of the past, the March pay-per-view will be entitled "Parade of Cannibals 2." Yes, this will be the second ever Parade of Cannibals! I will have a date and location in the near future, so just hang tight.

In other news, the HWF magazine is scheduled for a re-launch. With a new editor, it promises to be a thriller. Look for it on newsstands in late March, early April. Also, a new segment called "In the Lime Light," will be hosted by me. I will sit down with one superstar ever other week and half a heart-to-heart conversation with them. You will be able to see parts of the show on Suicide in weeks to come, or see the entire interview on the HWF's web site!

That's about it for me... See you all later!

(Chaz begins to leave as commercials come on.)

(Commercials)

Jeff: Alright, we're back from our break. Our first match is Main Event caliber, but since we are fighting nature and darkness, we're going to have this match first. Obviously, the following match will take place outside. I believe our cameras are at the local schoolyard, as Extream will fight Marek "DRE" de Kere in a "Old School" Backyarderz match. The match is simple. The two men will fight throughout the schoolyard and the winner is the first to score a pin fall. Let's go live, outside to where the fight has evidently already began!

(The camera shot cuts to one of the school yard, large flood lights allowing visibility to be surprisingly good. Extream and DRE have started to brawl near the entrance of the schoolyard.)

 Tim: How long has this thing been going on?

Jeff: Who knows? Just shut up and watch.

(Extream seemingly has control of DRE, as he whips him into the chain link fence surrounding the schoolyard. Extream runs and hits a cross body, nearly stripping the fence off of the supports. Both men bounce off of the fence, hitting the ground. Extream quickly gets up, grabbing the hair of Marek. Extream grabs Marek deeper into the yard, near a large swing set. Extream slams Marek face first into the steel pole, knocking Marek to the ground. Extream drags Marek by his shirt placing him face first against one of the swings.)

Jeff: What's he going to do?

(Extream backs up, getting a running start. He takes off and attempts a broncobuster like move, but Marek moves! Extream straddles the leather swing, as it swings backwards. Extream then tips over backward, caught up in the swing.)

Tim: Extream's attempt at a bronco buster failed and now he's paying for it!

(Marek then sees his opening, as Extream hangs upside down trying to get undone. Marek steps back and hits a double drop kick to the face of Extream! Marek then gets up, toying with Extream. DRE pushes the swing back and forth, with Extream's head being drug across the ground. DRE stomps away at the chest of Extream, finally knocking him loose of the swing. Marek picks Extream up by the head, ramming him into the support beam. DRE then takes Extream by the hair, screaming insults into the ears of Extream. DRE then uses a hip toss style throw, tossing Extream right into a balance beam near the swings! Extream's back lands directly on the steel-beam, the beaming not giving any support. While Extream is bent backwards over the beam, DRE nails a leg drop! Extream slides off of the beam upon impact, holding his neck.)

Jeff: Sweet Moses! Extream is being manhandled by Marek de Kere!

(Marek gives no time for Extream to rest, immediately getting up and taking Extream further into the school yard. A large set of monkey bars stands in front of them, as Marek heads right for it. Marek then accelerates and tosses Extream through one of the larger gaps in the monkey bars, but Extream collides with the center poles! He slowly falls to the ground, lightly padded with mulch. Marek reaches his leg in the gap, choking Extream with his foot. Extream struggles to breathe, as evident by the saliva spewing from his mouth.)

Tim: He's going to choke him to death!!!

(Marek then releases the hold, but grabs Extream by the hair and just pulls him across the ground! Marek looks around, searching for more toys. He locates the teeter-totters, less than 10 feet or so away from the monkey bars. Marek then picks Extream up, and holds him on his shoulder. Marek walks towards the teeter-totters, but Extream slides off of his shoulders! DRE turns into a spinning heel kick, knocking him backwards. Extream then run at Marek, who is staggering on his feet. Marek then catches Extream as Extream tries for a body splash. Marek has him in position for a spine buster, but Extream gets a well placed knee to the Cocoa Puffs of Marek! Extream then uses his body momentum, swinging Marek around and hitting a Tornado DDT! He DDT's DRE right into the edge of one of the wooden teeter-totters, as both men lie on the ground.)

Jeff: What a move! Extream just countered Marek's counter!!!

Tim: Huh?

(Extream gets to his feet, dragging Marek onto the teeter-totters. He places Marek face up on the teeter-totters as if Marek was in a recliner. Extream then stumbles back over to the monkey bars, slowly climbing to the top rung. Extream then turns, balancing himself on the bar. He takes a deep breath, then dives off the monkey bars!!! Extream nails a RVD-style frog splash, turning himself in mid air! Extream lands on Marek with such force, the hard wooden teeter-totter splits in two! Extream rolls off, holding his ribs in pain.)

Jeff: OH MY GOD!!!

(Both men seem to be unaware to their surroundings, as they try to get some composure back. As the action has slowed down, the cameraman then gets a shot in the distance of two men sitting on a bench. They seem interested in the match, but do not get involved.)

Tim: Who are those two?

Jeff: I can't tell...

(After zooming in, the two men are none other then "The Original Revolution" Brian McShane and the Lightning Kid!!! Both long time friends of Extream! Not to mention HWF Legends!)

Tim: It's Brian McShane and Lightning Kid!!! What are they doing back in the HWF?!

Jeff: We haven't seen the Lightning Kid since 1998 and McShane since late 1999!!!

(The camera then goes back to the fight, as Extream has gotten Marek to his feet. The two trade punches while moving closer to a small building near the edge of the yard. Extream attempts to whip Marek into the brick building, but DRE reverses the whip and sends Extream slamming into the building! Extream is just propped up by the building, with a glass window behind his head. Marek gets his breath then out of nowhere attempts "Da Reel Extension" otherwise known as a superkick! Extream ducks the kick as Marek's boot goes straight through the window! It shatters upon impact, cutting his leg in the process. Marek tries to go easy, but just yanks his leg from the shards of glass.)

Tim: Marek is nuts! He doesn't care about his own body!

(DRE obviously begin to limp as his pants turn dark with blood. Extream then spears DRE and takes him over with a fury of punches. Extream then brings Marek to his feet, dragging the injured DRE across the yard. They head towards a large steel slide in the distance, but DRE nails an elbow into the sore ribs of Extream. DRE then kicks Extream into a bent over position, then nails a flowing DDT!! DRE quickly gets to a standing position, bringing Extream with him. They get to the slide as DRE just throws Extream onto it! The steel slide shows stains of blood, as Extream's nose has been busted open badly. DRE then pulls his trademark bat from under the slide! DRE begins to wallop Extream in the ribs at least five times, before stopping. He then begins to aim for Extream's head and swings!)

Tim: NO! NO! NO!

(Extream quickly moves as DRE dents the slide. Extream quickly nails a kick to the gut and places his head between DRE's legs. He then uses his legs and pushes himself as if he were being powerbombed! At the height of the move, Extream slides into a front face lock and DDT's Marek into the steel slide!!! Extream slowly makes the cover as the referee comes into the shot. 1.....2.....3!!!!)

Jeff: Extream just took Marek "Too The Extreme" and is the winner of this match!!!

Tim: What an incredible match at that! These two guys gave it everything they had and it could've went either way!

(Brian McShane and Lightning Kid come into the picture to congratulate Extream. The trio embraces as McShane and Lightning Kid help Extream out of the school yard. DRE just lies on the ground, as the camera zooms into his bloody face. A sick grin comes across his face as if he enjoyed the pain!)

Tim: Marek de Kere is just SICK!!!

Jeff: Right you are... Fans, we'll be back after these words.

(Commercials)

Tim: Our next match pits two allies together. I don't know if it was just bad booking or a mistake, but either way, Michael Trey and Thunder are fighting in a 5 tables match! Yes, it was originally slated for a 10 tables match, but due to time constraints, we've lower it to 5. The rules are simple. The first man to put his opponent through 5 tables is crowned the victor. Both men are quite unhappy about fighting each other, but have agreed to put their friendship aside.

(The arena goes black and a hush falls over the crowd. A loud roar of thunder rumbles through the arena but immediately changes to Prodigy's "Breathe". Silver and blue pyrotechnics erupt from above the ring and in front of the stage entrance. The lights come back on and Thunder comes out from behind the dark curtains wearing his black outfit lined with silver and blue and his black sunglasses with it. He walks slowly but purposefully to the ring as more thunderous sounds are heard randomly throughout his entrance. He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans that attempt to slap his hands on either side of the entrance. He climbs the ring steps and gets in
the ring. He goes to each corner of the ring and stands there peering over into the sea of hardcore fans. He sits on top of one of the corners opposite the ring entrance and takes a microphone.)

Thunder: Michael Trey, you know we're friends, and we are united against everyone else in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation along with Marek and The Revolution. We have to stick together to stay alive, but tonight there will be no holding back. I'm trying to make a name for myself and you're trying to stick your foot in the door for another title shot. And I can respect that, really. But I will put you through each one of these tables, friends or not. When it comes to pursuing titles, that was always my first priority in the HWF. I hold everything second to gold. And unfortunately for the rest of the Extreme Forces, that means if there's ever a title shot between any one of you and myself, there will be no lying down. Because I have come to cause pain and entertain here in the HWF, and that's the way it's gonna be, cause ain't nobody gonna stop me!"

Jeff: This so happens to be Thunder's debut in the HWF, but I've heard some backstage rumors we've seen him before.

Tim: Yeah... you're just Mr. Insider.

("The World is Not Enough" slowly builds as the lights dim to near dark. As the music continues towards the chorus, you see Michael finally enter the arena from backstage. Silver laser lights race around the entrance area and finally center on Trey, who is very solemn and waits with his head down. The chorus begins while you hear explosions and see the laser lights begin to flicker and fly around all over. Michael raises his head and raises his arms to the crowd, who respond with a mixed reaction, as he finally approaches and enters the ring.)

Jeff: The former tag champion, the former world champion, and possibly the most successful person in the HWF's rebirth... Michael Trey! This guy is simply incredible.

(The bell sounds as the two shake hands. They begin to circle one another, then lock up. Thunder powers Trey into the ropes, whipping him across the ring. Michael Trey ducks a clothesline on the way back and connects with a spinning heel kick as Thunder turns around. Thunder smacks into the mat but quickly gets back up. Michael Trey gets a kick into Thunder's stomach as he whips him across the ring. Michael Trey attempts a leap frog but Thunder catches him and nails a spinebuster! Trey's head bounces of the mat as Thunder goes to the outside. He throws the apron up, dragging a table from under the ring. Thunder slides it into the ring, sliding in after. Just then, the camera catches glimpse of ringside. BLACKJACK, the first HWF Hardcore champion has just taken a front row seat!)

Tim: It's Blackjack! He's back!

Jeff: What's he for now?

Tim: I don't know, but don't be surprised if he gets involved tonight!

(Thunder begins to set up the table, but Trey gets to his feet and dropkicks Thunder in the face! Thunder falls back into the ropes as Trey takes over. Trey nails a few punches to the head of Thunder, before going to set up the table. Trey does so and positions it in the center of the ring. He turns to Thunder and applies a front face lock, dropping into a DDT through the table!)

Tim: Mark one up for Michael Trey!

(Michael Trey quickly gets to the outside of the ring, getting another table. He slides that table into the ring, then gets another. Finally, after he slides three tables into the ring, the former World champion climbs back in the ring. He is blasted by Thunder after giving him time to recuperate. Thunder nails a few forearms before backing Trey into the ropes. He whips Trey across the ring and clobbers him with a big clothesline. Thunder then sets two tables up, before getting Trey to his feet. Thunder applies a standing head scissors then powerbombs Trey through one of the tables! Thunder holds on, lifting Trey back up he turns and powerbombs him through the other table!!! The crowd is going nuts for the action as Thunder gets to his feet, looking into the crowd.)

Jeff: That's two for Thunder! He may just beat the former champ!

(Thunder then sets the remaining table diagonally in the corner. Thunder brings Trey to a standing position, hooking both of his arms. Thunder then attempts a double underhook flip suplex through the table, but Trey won't budge. So, Thunder just lets go and clothesline the hell out of Trey! Then, Thunder goes back outside. Bringing in yet another table, he slides it in. Then another and another and another! FOUR TABLES in the ring at the moment, as Thunder gets in.)

Tim: Good lord!

(Thunder sets one table upon with another one top! He turns to a running Michael Trey who plows him over into the ropes. Michael Trey then sets up one of the two folded up tables. He brings Thunder up, turns him around, and hits a running neckbreaker through the table!!!)

Jeff: Two to two, now.

(Michael Trey then sets the last table in the ring (besides the two already stacked) near the corner. He rolls Thunder on top then climbs to the top rope. Trey dives off in an attempted leg drop, but Thunder rolls out of the way! Trey smashes through the table, although it won't count as Thunder's doings.)

Jeff: Does that count?

Tim: No. You must be put through a table by your opponent in order for it to count.

(Thunder slowly gets to his feet, picking up Michael Trey. Thunder grabs the neck of Trey and runs to the corner, climbing the turnbuckle with his feet. He turns in mid air and hits an Acid Drop through the two stacked tables!!! The crowd goes insane as both men are on the mat.)

Jeff: OH MY GOD!!! Four to two! Thunder's gonna win this one!

(The two stay fairly motionless until Thunder slowly uses the ropes, ala Tommy Dreamer, to get to his feet. As Thunder looks on, seeing Michael Trey lying on the mat. He then slides under the bottom rope to the outside. Thunder pulls out even more tables, two to be exact. He places them side by side before rolling back into the ring. He picks Michael Trey up to his feet and moves him close to the ropes. Thunder turns Michael around and starts to go for the Thunderbolt, but Michael Trey hits a low blow! Trey quickly grabs Thunder by the hair and tosses him up and over the ropes, through the two tables!!!)

Tim: Not so fast! It's even at four!

(Trey then falls to his knees, exhausted. The crowd is loving the match, as Trey manages to get to his feet. He rolls to the outside, picking the last table needed to win the match. He slides it into the ring, then goes over to Thunder. He picks Thunder up by the hair and rolls him into the ring. Trey gets in and sets up the final table. He brings Thunder to a standing position, hooking his arms. Thunder reverses the attempted Flash of Pain, picking him up and slamming him through the table with a spine buster!!! It's over! The bell sounds as the mess of tables clouds the ring.)

Jeff: It's all over! Thunder has won his debut against the former World champion! Unbelievable…

(As Thunder celebrates, Michael Trey stumbles to his feet. He sees Thunder and taps him on the shoulder. He shakes Thunder's hand as the crowd cheers, but Trey immediately nails Thunder! He kicks him in the ribs a few times before giving him the Flash of Pain onto the broken table! The crowd boos as Michael Trey climbs to the top rope. He starts the "Lights Out" moonsault as the lights in the arena go out! The crowd screams as the sound of Trey nailing the move echoes through the arena. Moments later, the lights come back on. Thunder is lying on the mat, while Michael Trey has a mic in his hand.)

Trey: Thunder, what the HELL were you thinking?! Now that it's down to NBK and ICON, the REAL Extreme Forces don't need you! Thunder, you might think you're Extreme, but the truth is you just could never keep pace with DRE and I. You wondered how you and I got matched up, well I asked Chaz. Me. I did it. Once we scared off School House Rocks, you were no longer needed. And Brad Hunter, the same goes to you! You both are just a couple of new guys dragging the Extreme Forces down. Hardcore Revolution, Extream, Hunter and Thunder, you're ALL going to experience... "LIGHTS OUT".

(Trey then drops the mic and goes to the top rope. Just as the lights go off, a fire seemingly breaks out near ringside.)

Jeff: Ahh!! What's going on?

(The fire moves inside the ring, evidently a flaming object. The lights come back on with Michael Trey standing in the center of the ring, confused. In front of him is BLACKJACK!!! Blackjack has a flaming chair and nails Michael Trey over the head!)

Tim: Blackjack is in the ring! He's nailed Michael Trey!

(Thunder stumbles to his feet as Blackjack nails him too! Marek "DRE" de Kere then comes from the crowd, still beat up from the previous match. He has the bat in hand, as he nails Blackjack with it! Blackjack and Marek begin a fistfight as Thorne Reinhardt comes from the crowd! He slides in the ring and applies the Mein Kampf on Thunder!!)

Jeff: Thorne Reinhardt it back from Germany! He's choking out Thunder! Marek and Blackjack are brawling!!! We've got to go to break!

(Commercials)

Jeff: Our main event for the evening is a rematch from last week. During last week's match, Warrant came out for no apparent reason and intervened in the match. Unfortunately, this was Warrant's last moments in a wrestling ring. Now, Brad Hunter and Sammy Argon will continue the brawl from last week, this time in a Thumbtacks Galore match! Thumbtacks have been poured in the ring, outside the ring, and even placed INSIDE the turnbuckles!

(The lights go out for a few seconds and "REVOLUTION" is heard over the P.A system. As Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" booms over the speakers, the lights begin flashing red, green, and blue. The crowd gives The Revolution a great pop as Hunter makes his way down the ring. He high-fives some of the fans hands as he walks toward the ring and jumps up on the apron. Hunter cautiously gets in the ring and waits.)

Tim: This kid has some definite future ahead of him. Although just moments ago he was kicked out of the Extreme Forces, I do not believe it will set this kid back one step.

(Sammy's music, 'Anti-Christ Superstar' plays over the PA system and for once the majority of the fans cheer of Sammy 'Armageddon' as he steps out through the curtain. The change in Sammy's appearance is quite startling, he has the start of a beard and instead of his traditional wrestling attire he is instead wearing ripped jeans and a black 'HWF' Tee - Shirt. Once again, he is carrying his rucksack slung over his back. Halfway to the ring, he pulls out the barbed wire 2x4 and, for the first time in the history of the HWF, the crowd starts a "Sammy, Sammy" chant. He holds the 2x4 in the air as he walks to the ring.)

Jeff: You talk about nuts! Sammy Argon went from pretty boy to mental cage in about two weeks! He is MESSED UP. He doesn't care about his body any longer, and he is just insane.

(As Sammy hits the ring, Brad immediately begins to stomp away on Argon. Brad allows Sammy to get to his feet as he attempts a hip toss and succeeds, slamming Sammy's body right into the thumbtacks! Sammy screams as he rolls over in more tacks, with his whole back covered in tacks. Brad Hunter stomps on his back, pushing the tacks in further. Sammy finally gets out of the tacks and gets to his feet. Brad Hunter's punch is blocked as Sammy counters with a poke to the eyes! Hunter groans as he holds his face. Sammy nails a stiff right hand to Hunter. Sammy nails another right. Hunter begins to fall back into the tacks, balancing himself by flailing his arms. Sammy drives another right hand into his head, as Hunter stays balanced. Then, Sammy grabs Brad's head and delivers a massive head butt! It knocks Brad down and into the tacks! Hunter yells in pain as he stays still in the tacks.)

Jeff: Brad Hunter is a human pincushion!

(Sammy then steps back and runs hitting a running senton splash! He drives Brad into the tacks more, but his legs land on the tacks. His ripped jeans give off a metallic shine as Sammy tries to remove some of the tacks. Brad Hunter quickly rolls to the edge of the ring. Sammy gets to his feet, seeing Brad Hunter. He then backs into the ropes and runs towards Brad, hitting a baseball slide. Brad is knocked out of the ring and into the floor where even more tacks are!! His body is slammed into the tacks and cement as he screams in pain. Sammy Argon tries to remove more tacks from his legs after the baseball slide.)

Tim: Brad Hunter bounced off of the cement!

(Argon then gets out of the ring, walking towards Brad Hunter. Argon grabs a hold of Hunter's hair, pulling him up. Argon then runs and slams Brad face first into the steel ring post! Hunter nails the post and falls into the tacks. Evidently, his back is so numb from the pain he can't feel it. Sammy then nails a few kicks to the chest of Hunter, before bringing him back to his feet. Sammy rolls Brad back into the ring, following after. Sammy brings Brad up and whips him into the ropes, hitting a drop toehold! Brad slams face first into the tacks. Hunter quickly removes most of the tacks from his forehead, as a trickle of blood begins to roll down his face.)

Jeff: The Revolution is bleeding!

(Argon grabs him and pulls him back up, scooping him to his side. Sammy then sits down hitting an old school Diesel/Kevin Nash style sidewalk slam! Sammy, too, gets tons of tacks stuck in his ass. Sammy tries to bring Brad to his feet but Brad nails a low blow. Brad hits an uppercut that sends Sammy reeling. Brad gets up and whips Sammy across the ring, Sammy's back goes slamming into the tack-filled turnbuckles! Sammy falls forward into a pile of tacks! Sammy's arm and head have slightly began to bleed as Brad Hunter comes over to Sammy. Hunter kneels down and begins to… take Argon's boot off?! Brad takes the boot off so Sammy just has a sock and some athletic tape for protection of his left foot! Brad drags Sammy to his feet and attempts a whip. Sammy tries to hop on the protected foot but trips and falls into the tacks! Brad Hunter laughs as Sammy squirms to get out of the tacks.)

Tim: Brad is laughing! He thinks this is funny.

(Brad takes a fistful of hair bringing Sammy up. He slams Sammy face first into the turnbuckle, as the tacks slash at the skin of Argon. Then, from the back come the remaining members of the Extreme Forces, Marek de Kere and Michael Trey! They hit the ring and go after Brad Hunter.)

Jeff: Look out! Here come Extreme Forces.

(After they assault him to the mat, Thunder comes running out. He wails on DRE as Brad Hunter and Trey go at it. Extream then comes running out going after DRE.)

Tim: Extream and Thunder are here to even the odds! Folks, we're out of time. Here comes Rykopathe!!!

(Finally, "The Icon" J. Simon Rykopathe runs out. He nails Extream a few times, moving on to just about everybody in the ring. The seven brawl throughout the arena, thumbtacks and all as the show goes off the air.)