Chaz: Johnstown, PA... Happy New Year!!!

*The crowd ignites with noise.*

Chaz: Alright, down to business. Tonight, you will see the meeting of Michael Trey and Malice in a DOUBLE Hell in a Cell match. We've stacked the cells on top of one another, as you can see above.

*The camera moves upwards to view the cells hanging from the rafters, then back down again.*

Chaz: You see, Brett Logan dropped the ball again and didn't show, so this has been made a one-on-one match-up. Not to mention, the World title will be on the line!!!

*cheers*

Chaz: I'm not out here to hype up tonight, because it does that for itself. What I am here to do is simply make an announcement. As Y2K has come and gone, rumors and demands are flying rampant in the locker rooms. So, I figured I'd come out here and announce our next pay-per-view, Holiday Hangover 2!! Now, the exact date hasn't been figured out as of yet, but a main event has...

*crowd cheers in anticipation*

Chaz: At Holiday Hangover, there will be a World title match... There will not be two people involved, not three, but FOUR men. The stipulations are this: we're gonna construct a nice little cargo net made of barbwire and place it tightly over the whole ring. Then, a scaffold will be hung from the rafters over the ring. Under the cargo net, will be a swimming pool. So you've got a pool on the ring, a barbwire net over the ring, and a scaffold above the ring... Oh, yeah. The barbwire will be ELECTRIFIED!!!

*crowd erupts*

Chaz: The winner is the last man on the scaffold! The participants: Of course, World Champion Michael Trey. The second man will be "The Icon" J. Simon Rykopathe. The third will be "Vicious" Vic Williams. The fourth will be Malice. So, fans, get ready for a main event!

*Commercials*

*The commercials end and come back, as Chaz has left and the cages have been lowered around the ring.*

Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Suicide! You just saw Chaz Manson reveal the main event match for Holiday Hangover 2 and what a shocker it is!!!

Jeff: Yeah, definitely! We knew those men would be involved in some manner, but never had anyone even ventured to make stipulations like that!

Tim: Well, we are on a restricted time limit of 30 minutes tonight after Y2K kind of broke our wallets. So, we've got to get to the ring!

(Malice's music hits and he walks to the ring, noticeably carrying a Singapore cane, with a AmeriKa's Most Wanted shirt on. He walks to the ring with a mixed reaction from the crowd. He stops at the entranceway and a burst of flames shoot up in front of him. He then proceeds to walking to the ring. Malice climbs up the large ladder near propped on the cages, until he reaches the top.)

Jeff: I have a really bad feeling about this match...

(As Michael Trey's theme music, "The World Is Not Enough", hits the speakers, the fans in Johnstown, PA begin to chant once his name, waiting for him to appear. His signature silver laser lights begin to flicker and as the music hits the chorus hits, he strides in from the back, carrying the HWF World Title. He signals for the impressive pyrotechnic display as the crowd goes nuts. He high fives some fans on his way to the ring and makes his way up to the top Hell in a Cell.)

Tim: Both men have made it on to the top cell and this match is off. Remember, pins or submissions can only occur in the ring, meaning they must fight through the cells to get down there!

(Malice quickly goes after Trey with the cane. He goes for it all with one swing, but Trey ducks and the cane smacks against the cell. Trey then clotheslines Malice. Malice quickly gets back up and the two begin to trade incredible punches to one another. Malice gets in a good shot to Trey's jaw and Trey stumbles backwards, but manages to stay standing. Malice immediately spears Trey and they nearly spill off the side.)

Jeff: Ahh!!

(Trey quickly gouges the eyes of Malice to get off the edge of the cage. Malice crawls away from Trey as the Champion gets to his feet. Trey runs and falls on Malice, bulldogging him into the cage! Trey then goes over and picks up the Singapore cane which Malice brought to the ring. He inspects it over and then aims for Malice's head. He winds up and swings, but Malice moves out of the way. Trey swings again and misses as Malice grabs him from behind and begins to choke Michael with the cane. Malice then gives Trey a reverse Russian leg sweep that sends Trey face first into the mesh. Malice gets up quickly and picks the cane up. Trey struggles to his knees but is POPPED with the cane shot from Malice!)

Tim: What a shot from Malice!

Jeff: Michael Trey is busted open!

(Malice picks Michael up and applies a standing head scissors. Malice lifts Trey up and nails a sit-down powerbomb that breaks the cage's support! The two slip through the opening and fall on top of the bottom cage. The crowd cheers, wanting more.)

Tim: They're nuts!

(Both men are out of it, but Malice crawls over to the cage's wall. He starts climbing up the side of the cage.)

Jeff: Where is he going?

(Michael Trey is on his feet and walks over to Malice, puzzled as to what he's doing. Malice launches himself backwards off the wall of the cell and moonsaults right onto the World champ! The two spill onto the mesh, hitting hard. Both lie motionless on the cell as the crowd begins a fast clap to revive Trey. It evidently works as Trey begins to stir, as does Malice. They both see each other getting up and go faster. The both attempt dropkicks, but just kick each other's feet. They fall right back down on the cell. Dissatisfied with the last move, they both get up and begin a slugfest. Rights are countered with lefts and vice versa. The two continue the brawl for at least 30 seconds, before Trey knocks Malice down with a swift kick to the head. Trey brings Malice up to his feet and hooks both arms. Malice reverses the attempt for the Flash of Pain and back body drops Trey on to the cell. Malice then goes to the cell wall and begins to climb once again.)

Jeff: He's going for another moonsault!

(Trey gets up faster than Malice expected and rushes to the wall. He turns and grabs Malice's legs as in a powerbomb. Trey uses all his power and throws Malice off the wall right into the cell. The cell floor caves in and Malice falls right into the center of the ring. Michael Trey starts to work with the hole that Malice fell through, yanking on it to make the hole larger. As he does, Kris 'The Executioner' Taylor appears in the aisle, rushing to the ring. The crowd boos as Taylor forces the ref to open the lock on the door. Taylor opens the door and rushes into the ring, daring Trey to come down. As he does, Maxx Powers comes from the crowd. Maxx gets into the cage and dives into the ring behind Taylor. Kris is oblivious to Maxx, still taunting Trey. Maxx taps Kris on the shoulder. Kris turns into a kick to the gut and Maxx applies a standing head scissors. He brings Taylor over his head and spreads his arms. He runs across the ring and hits the Power Surge!! Trey applauds from above as does the crowd.)

Tim: Kris Taylor thought he was getting the better of Trey, but Maxx came to even things up!

(Maxx takes Taylor by the shirt and throws him out of the ring. He follows him over and the two battle into the crowd. Michael Trey has made the hole wide enough for whatever he's planning. He turns his back to the camera as the lights go out.)

Jeff: Lights out!

(Presumably, Michael Trey hit his moonsault finisher onto Malice below. The lights return to find Malice standing over Trey. Malice drags Trey up to his feet, screaming into his face. Suddenly, "The Icon" Rykopathe appears from the back, wielding a steel chair! The crowd screams as the Icon hits the ring and nails Malice with the chair! The crowd cheers him as they see he's helped Trey. Michael stands up and begins to say something to the Icon but Rykopathe nails him also! The crowd begins to boo as the Icon pulls Trey over Malice. He tells the ref to get into the ring.)

(1...2...3!)

Tim: Michael Trey has retained the World title, thanks to... "The Icon"?!

(The Icon quickly demands a mic.)

The Icon: You think you guys are gonna have fun without me? DON'T THINK SO! You see, you two suck, and I don't like either one of you. So pay attention to when I ask you two for a 3-Way Dance, not with Logan. So, Trey, I did you a favor, and I let you keep
your title. Because I want you with the belt.

You may have rejected my offer for the match the first time, but you won't accept this time. I'll refresh your memory. 3-Way Dance, no countout, no DQ, NO holds barred, Elimination rules, win by pinfall or submission. This time, you had better accept!

(The Icon throws down the mic, kicks the cage door open, and walks up the rampway to the back.)

Jeff: "The Icon" has demanded a 3-Way Dance!

Tim: Things just keep getting more confusing around here...

Jeff: You said it!

Tim: Well, fans, our time is up! Thank you for tuning into this mini-version of Suicide! We'll see you next week and have a Happy New Year!!!

(Close.)